A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time ... and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'F*ck You,' and I holler back, 'F*ck You too.'"
2006-06-28 12:45:02 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clever not laughoutloud funny though.
2006-06-28 12:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
I love it!
And here is one for you.
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and ****** a parrot, and I was thinking tha you might be my son."
2006-06-29 02:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I should ask my husband if he wants to have oral sex more often. It will get him off my case about wanting it all the time. LMAO! This joke is the best I have ever heard! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-06-28 22:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by nicolenewman9952 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad
2006-06-28 20:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by chairbinder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...not the worst but not the best. probably about a 5/10.
2006-06-28 21:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by jessica t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. More cute than funny I think.
2006-06-28 19:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this un before! Thanx fer da duece!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-06-28 19:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the way it goes because the elders dont believe in divorce
2006-06-28 19:51:07 · answer #8 · answered by XILD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't the best and wasn't the worst
2006-06-28 20:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! laughed so hard the dog started barking at me.
2006-06-28 19:57:31 · answer #10 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRI WEEKLY
TRY WEEKLY
TRY WEAKLY
will be another way of putting same advice
2006-06-29 02:23:13 · answer #11 · answered by THATHA75 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋