If I was in love with a chimp and wanted to marry it, I should be allowed, but my stupid mom says I can't go see him any more after we got caught. Since people are just apes, we should be allowed to be together.
2006-06-28 12:40:23 · 27 answers · asked by cornfunkel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How do the chimps parents feel about him marrying down in class?
2006-06-29 17:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
if Apes really turned into people you would see it happening every day at the zoo! Or was it just something that happened a long time ago. Why is it that apes don't change anymore.
If all apes turned into people, Apes would be extinct!
Evolution is a threory!
I had a science teacher once who tried to tell us about Evolution. He said that it wasn't possible for God to be just there.
Ask enough questions find out how this particular animal came into being and you will find out that evolution teaches we all came from the single celled amobea.
Ask where that single celled amobea came from and they will tell you it was "just there"
Question if the single celled amobea was "just there" - why couldn't God be "just there"?
2006-06-28 12:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by helpme1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are not apes.Where ever you got that idea from the theory of evolution is beyond me.The theory states that we are a evolved part of a very specific species that was ape like and thus we are like cousins to the ape family.But we are not apes nor are we descendants of apes.That is like asking if a crab can mate with a shrimp.They are part of the same classification also.
2006-06-28 12:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People are not apes. That's just Creationist hype and slander. People come from the same evolutionary branch of life as apes, but are not and never where apes.
2006-06-28 12:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by null_the_living_darkness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not actually illegal in all states. I would look up your state's bestiality laws. If your state will not allow you to marry, take the ape to another state that will!
Go you, be happy!
2006-06-28 12:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by PseudogodJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is the million dollar question??? Those that say we came from apes, we would only be mating with our kind.. Can apes and humans reproduce???
2006-06-28 12:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Both the idea that we came from apes and having sex with one.
2006-06-28 12:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by purplefreak24_7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone who tried to book a flight for himself and a distant cousin (a chimp). No airline would allow it.
2006-06-28 12:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tom C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in some states it is encouraged so perhaps you need to move. I'm sure your rounded rump would be a powerful breeding signal for any primate.
2006-06-29 18:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the looks of you, it looks like your parents are apes...
2006-06-29 11:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋