2006-06-28 12:29:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mommas so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said to be continued.
2006-06-28 12:43:27 · answer #1 · answered by amandaped25 4 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Yo momma so fat she walk in front of the tv and I missed 31 of my favorite episodes of YO MOMMA!
Yo momma teeth are so big when she sneezed she bites her chest
Yo momma so black when I shot at her the bullets came back with a flashlight and said they couldn't find the hoe!
2006-06-28 12:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Yo momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.
*Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
*Yo momma so stupid, she sat on the phone because she was expecting a booty call.
*Yo momma so ugly, she trick or treats with just a sack.
*Yo momma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
*Yo momma is so short, she can hang-glide with a Dorito.
*You momma is so old, she made out in the back of a chariot.
*You momma so dumb, she wont' shoot craps 'cause she doesnt' know hot to clean and cook them.
*Yo momma's breath so bad, the ice cream man gave her a Listerine popsicle.
2006-06-28 13:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by kennethleemcdaniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
2006-06-28 13:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by kentucky_redneck8791 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash
2006-06-28 19:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma thinks square roots are vegatables.
2006-06-28 14:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by Virus Boy 22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday
yo momma so dumb she thought KFC was a gang
yo momma so dumb she thought NWA only flew straight outta compton
yo momma so dumb I asked her for 50 cent and she said do I look like g unit
yo momma so fat when a car hit her she said stop throwing those rocks
yo momma so old and wicked Jesus rebuked her
2006-06-28 13:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Geo K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not so funny but...
Yo Momma's so poor she stepped in her front door and tripped over the back fence!
2006-06-28 13:07:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat it takes a train and 2 busses to get to her good side
yo momma so fat, she went into the ocean for a swim and the whales popped out singin "we are family"
2006-06-28 12:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by lil_shorti97 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so fat, she wipes her a** with a mattress.
2006-06-28 13:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by KaiSurf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma said, "Hell No".
2006-06-28 12:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋