I swear they must be hanging rom the ceilings in my bedroom. Are these mean atheists little bats that are hanging in the ceilings ? They say they know what I saw rather than what I say I saw. They say they know what I think, how I think it and why I thought it.I swear i think these mean atheists ( not the nice ones ...they r cool ) are primordially psychic....they are definatly not benevolent dictators...you are an " idiot " if you dont agree with them that you are wrong. Do they live with me and i dont know it? Am I being secretly telepathicly watched so that they know everything and even why I think and see things ? Have we been invaded secretly by the primordial police transported here telepathicly thru time from the pools of primordial universal infancy ? Gad zooks...some body help me!!!!!! Answer me !!!!!!!! P.S. Are they also witches ? They curse me all the time and now my cars running funny....plz respond.
2006-06-28 11:35:36 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ill watch you
ill watch every inch of you
2006-06-28 12:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was born in Toronto. Sometimes it can be amazingly similar to Transylvania, though... But whoever is hanging from the ceiling in your bedroom, it's not me, I promise...
Yes, there are a lot of trolls here. There are people who like the sounds of their own voice, and unfortunely trolls exist in every religious persuasion...
But Jesus is not the 'son of God'. I can say that with as much certainty as I can say that Bugs Bunny is not the Prime Minister of Britain - I've never met Bugs Bunny, but all of the evidence points in that direction. So if you claimed to have seen Bugs Bunny speaking in parliament, I would try to offer an explanation (inasmuch as I could) for why you saw something that is clearly impossible. I don't need access to your brain - or bedroom - to do that. After all, I presume that your brain has pretty much the same chemical make-up as anyone else's...
On another topic, where are the pools of primordial universal infancy? It's really hot here today and they sound like a lot of fun... Can the primordial police transport me there? :)
2006-06-29 05:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I don't know about your car running funny, but there are some strange ape like creatures in my neighbors mango tree, and I think that they are watching me.. I hope that they are not messing with my truck. They claim to be primordial and to have monkey like powers, so maybe they are hanging from your cieling. Some of them could be as unevolved as a microbe and be on your cieling as almost invisible. Mr Clean can take care of the microbe sized ones, but the larger ones are a problem..
Maybe, just maybe the fumigation guys could get rid of them.. They once called me a religious redneck, but I put some sunscreen on my kneck and it went away. I say try fumigating..
2006-06-28 18:47:24 · answer #3 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on a sec. Going to check if there are bats in my bathroom, I mean, my bedroom. [walk-walk-walk] No, no bats. Just a siamese cat with blue eyes like blue water and I still don't know how long you kept your eyes closed when the blue water was speaking to your back. The cat is a primordial psychic, that is for sure. If my knee hurts, it sits on the knee. If my chest feels weird, like I am going to die of a heart attack or something, the cat sits on my chest. Little atheists like me have a hard time with freaking psychic cats... but I am getting used to it.
Back to the cats, I mean, the bats. One day, I was in Tanzania. I was watching a tree (who knows what kind of tree) and then, all of a sudden, hundreds of them giant vampire bats jumped into the sky, screaming: "Despair like rain, and just how long is it going to rain?" and then it rained for seven days. So, I mean, yes, bats have telepathic powers. Ask the bats in your bathroom, I mean, your bedroom, ask them if they come from Tanzania.
Your question was: Are atheists from Translyvania. They are! They are! But they forgot. The Translyvanians are known to forget where they come from. They will tell you that they were born somewhere normal. They have to. Otherwise, they would go crazy. Their head would explode. It would be like, they listened to ten hours of music from Dmitri Shostakovich.
I am a Witchman. To a single wink of my left eye, the forest will vanish. Black cats will paint pink flowers. Beer will taste like stomach-syrop. Music will enter the folds of your skin. Christ gave me these powers, but why? Because I am a christian-atheist. That's like being a centaur. A mushroom-elf. A pick-up truck 'swarka-ared' to a Corvette. I'm telling you: If there is a Nebula of atheist bats in your bathroom, I mean, your bedroom, and if you think that an idiot dictator would not agree with you, then you are right, you are right, my Olive Flower Morphing Girl.
ABOUT YOUR CAR: I will ask my brother. He is a plane mechanic, and he knows everything.
2006-06-28 20:02:31 · answer #4 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, what a rant! Good Times!
However, it made zero sense. Atheists are from all over the world. Some Atheists get upset because they see theists as adults with childish ideals, and just can't fathum how someone could still believe in Santa Clause, God, Allah, or whoever.
2006-06-28 18:43:00 · answer #5 · answered by PseudogodJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Morphing Annie,
The reason we're saying you are an idiot is because you are trying to insult our intelligence. In all of your questions you do not use any logical or intelligent thought. Learn a little more before you take on people who know what their talking about.
2006-07-03 05:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by itsalongbunnyhuh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool, Jim, I'll get the rest. Annie, do you really need another Coke? Put it back...good girl.
2006-06-29 21:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My but that's a creepy avatar pic you have there....
Are you currently taking any medication?
Did you forget to take it today by any chance?
Because you sound like a loony.
Hey I'm just sayin'
2006-06-28 18:41:13 · answer #8 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You car is not running as funny as your mouth, your mind and your athiest bait line. But try to catch it before it runs away!
2006-06-28 18:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Transylvania? No, I live just outside of Pennsylvania, though.
2006-06-28 18:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋