I would like funny answers or real answers please make me laugh i am having a bad day
2006-06-28 10:45:08 · 17 answers · asked by Free & Sassy 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Oh it is working HA HA LMAO
2006-06-28 11:05:59 · update #1
U WOULD LAUGH AT WHAT I ATE AHHAHAHAAH CUZ MY COWORKERS DID, A PIECE OF SLICED CHEESE, DRY RAMEN NOODLES N A DIET COKE AHHAHAAH I LEFT MY ATM CARD ON MY DRESSER SO........I IMPROVISED HERE AHAHAH BUT SINCE U ARE HAVING A BAD DAY HERE U GO
> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a
> fly
> Swatter.
>
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
> Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
>
> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
HERE IS ANOTHER
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie
2006-06-28 10:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An Herbalife Shake
2006-06-28 18:16:11 · answer #2 · answered by GP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pepporoni Pizza Hotpocket and a Diet Dr. Pepper.
2006-06-28 17:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by valjane42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A salad with mushrooms that I dropped on the floor, but had I let the 2 second rule apply. They grow in the dirt anyway right!
2006-06-28 17:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by teamkimme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm well for DINNER i had sloppy joes but woulda loved sum Chillied Beef Liver. Yum,lol.
2006-06-28 18:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by John Deere Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had riceball. It's a rice rolled into a ball (obviously) served with soup. It's an African meal
2006-06-28 17:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by golden girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mostly, fish and rice......since I'm from Goa. I'm thinking of having a live fish once, like we saw in the movie ' Dil Chahta Hai '.
Would you accompany me.....it's very much digestible....believe me.
2006-06-29 12:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog. Kidding. I haven't eaten yet. :( Which sucks cause it's already past 11:00. But I just woke up so whatever...
2006-06-29 14:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Snapple Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A greek salad
2006-06-28 17:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by Vayu W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a Bison burger with bbq sauce, cheese, and bacon, fries, and lots of sweet tea.
2006-06-28 17:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by q2003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋