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Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....

2006-06-28 08:45:38 · 17 answers · asked by Chino 3 in Politics & Government Immigration

HEY MARK!!! I hope that waking you up actually works, i.e. if you're not sleeping already!!!!

2006-06-28 10:12:51 · update #1

HEY RICKY!!! I'm beginning to think that you are even dumber than you sound!

HEY MARK!!! I hope that waking you up actually works, i.e. if you're not sleeping already!!!!

2006-06-28 10:14:10 · update #2

HEY drizztbabe... if you can't read between the lines then you are probably immature and need to stick to the comics&cartoons section of Y!A

2006-06-28 10:29:24 · update #3

hey had enough... let me say what's in your mind: "it's all the illegals who have come to my country to those little nasty jobs that I don't wanna do!!! Man my country would be so much nicer if these suckers were not here to mow our lawn, or serve us as maids, or even dispose of the garbage for us!!!" Am I warm enough?

2006-06-28 10:37:56 · update #4

hey "hadenough"... let me say what's in your mind: "it's all the illegals who have come to my country to those little nasty jobs that I don't wanna do!!! Man my country would be so much nicer if these suckers were not here to mow our lawn, or serve us as maids, or even dispose of the garbage for us!!!" Am I warm enough?

2006-06-28 10:38:24 · update #5

Maybe I would drop off my chair & brake my neck... IF MY NAME WAS RICKY!!!! LMAO

2006-06-30 10:37:48 · update #6

Maybe I would drop off my chair & break my neck... IF MY NAME WAS RICKY!!!! LMAO

2006-06-30 10:38:09 · update #7

17 answers

Wow, you people amaze me on here. I don't mean just one person in particular I mean everyone! Before you begin to pick sides, please understand the other side of the argument. I'm not trying to be a smart ***, but there are some things people just need to realize man. First off, illegal aliens, yes they should be sent back because they are illegal. But people though, if their country is so much better off with our "outsourcing economy" why is it they still want to come into our country? Another thing is because they are doing the jobs that are paying low wages and yea, they are doing it illegally; but let me ask you something, what about all the americans who are here working as drug dealers, bank robbers, and criminals trying to get their money? Aren't they as illegal as the illegal aliens trying to make a living? Oh an please don't get on me with that immigrations get more welfare: to be honest with you the "caucasian populations" get more welfare and is more dependent on the state. So therefore I've contradicted myself in both ways, which explains what I'm trying to say please think before you judge, and learn before you speak. That's all....... thank you..

2006-06-29 10:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Your scenario is definitely out of whack here - I cannot imagine that the person you are describing does not have a perfectly fine paying job in America. No, anyone who has all of those things is doing just fine. But, that is not the average American, as far as I can see. I certainly don't have all of those things and I do not sit around drinking expensive wines or driving a German built car. I might have a few cheap beers now and then and I drive a 1988 Pontiac Sunbird. No, the average person who is having a hard time competing with the illegals for jobs are not the person you describe in your fanciful scenario. We have a lot of unskilled Americans and teenagers who would be happy to do the jobs the illegals do but they need a living wage to do it and also pay all the taxes and deductions that will come off their pay. Illegals are able to do these jobs at less pay because they don't pay all the taxes and other deductions off that "under the table" pay they make. Or, even if they are using a fake or stolen SSN, they claim so many dependents (also usually fake) that they still don't pay full taxes and deductions. However, if those illegals suddenly became legal and DID have to suddenly pay their fair share of taxes and deductions, they ALSO would suddenly find that they can no longer do the jobs for the "cheap" pay. Then, a new wave of "illegals" would come on in and undercut the "new legals" and the now legal immigrants would find themselves unable to find or sustain work that they can support themselves on, and they would find themselves angry at the new illegals. And so on, and so on....

Give your head a shake, sir! I love the life that you dreamt up here, but it is not feasible for most American citizens or legal immigrants.

2006-06-28 11:20:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I found your flaw Chino.
How could Joe Smith afford all those things if he didn't have a job?

But then it hit me...

Joe Smith is really Jose Gonzalez. He stole Joe's identity like illegals do, then got on welfare and s.s. like illegals do. That's how he could have all those nice imported products.

Have a nice day!

Sao Angel:
You have a good answer. But, look at the question.
You don't honestly think this question, (if you can call it a question, more like a response) is biased in the first place?

It is begging for confrontation.

Someone couldn't answer Ricky's question, so someone makes an answer in the form of a sentence with a question mark (?). Which is an "old" joke, by the way.
I guess plagiarism comes to mind.

2006-06-28 11:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0 0

Okkkkk. That proved that this economy is going to collapse because we deport illegal aliens how?? Oh yeah, it didn't.

Yeah, I am dumb. If it makes you feel better pal, call me whatever you like. I know I am right, and so does everyone reading this. You can't come up with an intelligent comment so you throw out insults... But I am the dumb one though. You are talking about outsourcing there smart guy. Those people are not ILLEGALLY invading America to make those goods, as noted by the (Made in (insert country here)) comments throughout the entire little spiel. I am amazed you finished typing that without doing something utterly stupid, like falling out of you chair and breaking your neck..... I just RUINED your ****!

2006-06-28 09:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because Joe was a landscaper and there is a recent influx of illegals willing to do the same job for a third.

2006-06-28 08:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Luchador 4 · 0 0

Yep we used to be able to afford that stuff--now something is causing a drain. I think I know what that is.


No-not even close---We don't need any more people from anywhere-till we take care of the ones we already got. Is that clear enough? Don't try to read minds-your not good at it.

2006-06-28 10:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by *** The Earth has Hadenough*** 7 · 0 0

Your too funny, but oh so true....thanks for the prospective! And thanks for reminding us what is REALLY happening to this country!

And Julie, you are starting to sound like a robot

DEPORT ILLEGAL ALIENS

ENGLISH ONLY IN AMERICA

Maybe you should expand your mind a little and learn a new language, like say Spanish, just maybe you would grow a brain....

2006-06-28 08:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by D 4 · 0 0

That tells me one thing, child labor, child labor, child labor.
That is why we Americans need to stand up for our country and buy things made in the USA, like Juicy Couture, or Ford.

2006-06-28 09:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by dreamingsome 2 · 0 0

ok..chino..hope you enjoyed your 2 seconds of fame there amigo us americans have seen the writing on the wall weve seen how these things are coming to pass before our eyes weve seen that we went to sleep and turned the other cheek weve noticed that our beautiful country is being ravished thank you for opening our eyes even more if it werent guys like you we still might be sitting eating our bon bons on our couches watching the world go by us thanks again for waking us up so that we can stand up and fight for our country.....

2006-06-28 09:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by . 4 · 0 0

Get your self an education and you can get your self a job. Pretty soon this country won't need any laborers, so get an education before its to late and you can't get a job.

2006-06-28 08:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by ika 2 · 0 0

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