The Bible is ____________ because it ________________. Jesus is a steaming pile of ______________. Evolution is great because __________________.
2006-06-28 08:38:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The bible is useless because it often contradicts itself. Jesus is a steaming pile of condemnation, set on making us believe that all we do is wrong. Evolution is great because it not only explains our origins, but it also makes sense.
2006-06-28 08:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Lindsey L. 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
The Bible an old book because it was written long ago. Jesus is a steaming pile of love and forgiveness just waiting for you. Evolution is great because it helps to fill in some of the holes in the creation story.
2006-06-28 15:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by mrsdokter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is Power because it is Proven to be ! Jesus is a steaming pile Truth. Evolution igreat because thats the way some people make it to be !
2006-06-28 16:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by the ant ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is fun, like a summer Bible school question. The Bible is the Book of Life because it came from our Creator. Jesus is a steaming pile of the Way, the Truth and the Life. Evolution is great because we can use our brain power to advance from Model T's to Jaguars, Ataris to MP3's, darkness to light, etc.
2006-06-28 16:32:00 · answer #4 · answered by spareo1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bible is _untrue_ because it _ is full of contradictions and things that can be proven false_. Jesus is a steaming pile of _ crap_. Evolution is great because _ I have opposable thumbs!
2006-06-28 15:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Circle in the Square 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is not real because it was only for money and attention. Jesus is a steaming pile of character. Evolution is great because that's how the eart was created.
2006-06-28 15:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by JOLIE69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bible is a book because it has pages with words on it. jesus is a steaming pile of holiness. evolution is great because im not a monkey im a human being
2006-06-28 15:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by the quiet one 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is stupid because it is full of crap. Jesus is a steaming pile of poop. Evolution is great because you never know whats going to happen.
2006-06-28 15:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is the TRUTH becuase it was WRITTEN FOR ALL. Jesus is a steaming pile of LOVE. Evolution is great because IT ALLOWS CREATIVE PEOPLE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.
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2006-06-28 15:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by ALittleLight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is inspirational because it contains stories that enhance my faith in God. Jesus is a steaming pile of love and compassion; His presence I feel daily. Evolution is great because it is proof that God gave us minds and thoughts of our own...free will to believe what we choose to believe.
2006-06-28 15:46:58 · answer #10 · answered by brains 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible is _a fairy tale_ because it __is fake__. Jesus is a steaming pile of ___Swiss Cheese__. Evolution is great because ____monkeys are cool and bananas are yummy_.
2006-06-28 15:40:37 · answer #11 · answered by Miss D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋