2006-06-28 07:32:07 · 15 answers · asked by Molly P.! 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Him: Have you got a quarter?
Me: Yeah, what for?
Him: My Mom told me to call her when I met the woman of my dreams.
Oh, and this classic:
Him: Your daddy must've been a thief.
Me: Why would you say that?
Him: Because he stole the stars right out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
Yeesh.
2006-06-28 07:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Nikki H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The word of the day is legs. Now lets go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you have any german in you?
No
Would ya like some?
And my personal favourite (for a girl to use on a guy)
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'm trying to tap that
2006-06-28 07:54:46 · answer #2 · answered by Peaches M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That guy hiding behind that chair would like to go out with out on saturday night. It is not really a pick up line though. But I thought it was kinda of stupid
2006-06-28 08:19:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night
2006-06-28 07:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Maybe you can buy this for your man"
-(broke)street hustlers
I'm from Atlanta and some of these guys be saying the dumbest things! If you want to know if I am taken, just ask. That still doesn't mean that I want your #!
2006-06-28 17:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't fairly a %. up line, regardless of the incontrovertible fact that it grew to grow to be into corny none the less. At a bar, i grew to grow to be into wearing a skirt that grew to grow to be into to the floor, and guy sitting on a stool, lifts it as much as peek under, so I settle for it and glare at him actual mean like, and hit his hand away, (some might slap at this factor, now not me). So, I order my drink, and he apologizes for what he has comprehensive, and that i suggested do now not problem approximately it the 1st one's loose, and can furnish me a dollar. I took the dollar and ran. ethical: Kindness consistently pay off.
2016-12-08 13:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was wearing this Libra shirt when this idiot asked me if that was my sign and then he said cause i want to read u..i mean how stupid can u get (i am a blonde and i dont even say stuff like that)
2006-06-28 07:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Math is my favorite subject...I want to add the two of us together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!" :D From a movie, but still...definitely the dumbest I've ever heard.
2006-06-28 07:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest is " Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? ".
The worst is " So, how about you and me.... you know? "
2006-06-28 07:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by happy_fairy_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be tired because you have been running throw my mind all day!
2006-06-28 09:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by princeessintraning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋