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I weigh a meager 680 pounds and feel way too thin. My doctor says i need to loose weight because I'm morbidly obese, but I only eat 12,300 calories a day and i want to bulk up. How can I gain weight without people telling me I'm over weight?

2006-06-28 07:29:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

9 answers

Ok this is wierd, you have a great metabolism. But they way you eat may not be healthy. I have a friend like that, Eats all she wants never seems like she put on a pound. But in trith she did. So you will stay skiny, its like that, just eat healthier, don't worry.

2006-06-28 07:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Paru 3 · 0 1

Thats an easy one. Go to your local tent dealer and have them custom tailor your wardrobe. You may also want to eat more pork and high sodium foods. Be sure to avoid exercise, as it can be detrimental to the bulking up process. Best of luck in your endeavors.
Jamey

2006-06-28 14:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jamester 3 · 0 0

As someone who actually is around that size, I can say this quite the ridiculous question. If you had to live one day at this size you would not find it so funny.

2006-06-29 11:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

omg me too
i am totally lik 2 thousnd pounds and way too skinny.. Im a sumo wrestler and i get laughed at for being so small!

2006-06-28 16:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by That Chick acisseJ 4 · 2 0

ok really... are you for real? 680 lbs is not thin...unless you're an elephant. but if it makes you happy to be fat then so be it...

2006-06-28 14:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by zyummyz 2 · 0 0

123000 calories a day...wow. You need to seek therapy

2006-06-28 14:34:50 · answer #6 · answered by ~desi~ 2 · 1 0

Stay inside your house and have everything delivered.

If you don't see anyone, then there's no way they can tell you you're overweight, can they?

2006-06-28 14:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by TheOnlyBeldin 7 · 1 0

Ah, I love your sense of sarcasm.

2006-06-28 14:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by anne 3 · 0 0

you must be crazy. you'll probably die of a heart attack and it wont be funny then. i bet your mom's proud of you

2006-06-28 14:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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