How long does your sex last?

Question

Mine doesn't seem to last very long....

Answer 1

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:

Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

LOUD SEX:

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

QUIET SEX:

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"

CONFOUNDED SEX:

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.
His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic.
The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large."
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision.
The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - COLD As Ever."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: "Here Lies My Husband - STIFF At Last."

Answer 2

Hey sex last till you give death to your interest, Read below why

A sexual encounter is a mutual understood reunion between two bodies. When the understanding between two sexes loose interest then there won't be any proper sex and you will see premature ejaculation and other things. For getting a long trip in sex try to find the simulation points of your opposite sex.

Simulation points may be talking nasty, giving smootches, acting like you are not interested and so on. These will help you in getting a very lng ride in sex.

Answer 3

Well, I have found that if I make my man get me off first through manual stimulation or oral or whatever then I truly could care less if he lasts 1 minute or 2 hours. Long sex is actually not as cool as it's cracked up to be....you get sore really. Best wishes

Answer 4

Doesn't last long for you or for your partners? If you are a woman they say you should last on average 14 minutes until you orgasm. If you are a man you should last on average 2-3 minutes until orgasm. If a man doesn't "take care" of his woman then she may not be around long. As you can see the numbers aren't in favor of guys satisfying women first. Therefore guys need to focus their attention on the womans needs a little bit more before he focuses on his needs. Otherwise the sex part of the relationship won't last long for either of them. They may break up.

Answer 5

Depends, my wife and I sent the kids outside to play and locked our bedroom door and knocked one off in 5 minutes. That was good! ! Other times we send the kids to grandmas and start with a nice bath with candles and then to the bed for a sensual massage and then finish slowly and it can take 2 or 3 hours. That is great! ! ! So there is a large range 5 minutes to 3+ hours!

Answer 6

Hello Lady,It depends on what you mean in saying Sex...
But if your talking about just straight on fu*king.
I go for as many rounds as i can.Usually i start to get worn down after round four or five...
But again it does depend on what were doing...
And just how much energy is being used prior to each of our orgasms.Slow,Medium,Fast,Speed of light.What gear were rocking too so to speak...
Then it's on to the next round...

Answer 7

about 10 - 15 minutes

Answer 8

2 hours

Answer 9

It usually doesn't...mostly because I don't try to control myself during sex. :P But really...most of it is foreplay so THAT lasts about forty minutes or so? The ACTUAL act of sex lasts less than a minute usually, so don't worry, you're normal I think. :)

Answer 10

45 Minutes to One Hour

Answer 11

dwell on the eerie wind blowing and take your mind off the sexual act. You will last longer. Imagine a wicked ghost in the room. That should be distracting enough for you not to come too quickly.