what's the best Yo' mama joke?

Question

No swearing please

Answer 1

Yo mama's so stupid.. she tried putting m&m's in alphabetical order

Answer 2

Yo mama's so ugly her mama had morning sickness AFTER she was born

Answer 3

OK HERE ARE SOME, I GOT THE FIRST ONE FROM WHOTE CHICKS.: YOUR MAMA'S BREAST MILK IS SO DRY THAT INSTEAD OF MILK THIS COMES OUT...( AND THEN GET POWDER AND BLOW IT OUT OF YOUR HAND LOL) AND THEN HERE ARE SOME GOOD ONES:Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. AND:Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride AND:Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.

Answer 4

Yo' mama so fat, she saw a bus of white kids and said, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo' mama so fat, the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on the scale.

Answer 5

yo' mama so poor that when i saw her digging in the garbage and i asked her what she was doing she said " looking for dinner"

Answer 6

Yo mama so black she bleeds oil.

Answer 7

Yo mama so small she can go hanggliding on a dorito.

Answer 8

yo mama is so black and her teeth are so yellow that she looks like the pittsburgh steelers emblem

Answer 9

Yo' mama's so fat she had to be baptised in sea world.

Answer 10

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Mamma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.