He holds more records in sports than anyone else in this world!!! No one even comes close. Wayne Gretzky by far is the most divine being in the universe! Why don't people pray to our lord Wayne more often?
All Hail Wayne!
2006-06-28 04:23:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
All my life I have been agnostic. Now I find out I should be praying to Wayne....perhaps I have finally found religion. LMAO cute
2006-06-28 04:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by geni 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Lord Wayne already knows your desires, my son, so there is no need to pray. For we read in the scriptures, "The Lord Gretzky knows every puck that falls to the ice. Are you not worth more than many pucks?" So fear not, for Lord Wayne watcheth over thee and will provide for thee in thy hour of need.
P.S. Some of you need to water your sense of humor, because I think it's wilting.
2006-06-28 04:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wayne Gretzky is definately not our Lord..he is not even close to being a God...there is one God and he isnt it!
2006-06-28 04:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But God helps more people win awards and competitions than Wayne.
2006-06-28 04:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Translation:
"Hi, I'm publicident, and I need lots of attention, so I continue to post controversial statements that mock religion in the hopes that people will be either amused or offended and pay attention to me."
Guess it worked, eh mate?
2006-06-28 04:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to have to report you to the American Atheists Society. You are not suppose to believe in anything divine...you are a bad bad boy.)
2006-06-28 15:52:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is my belief that people are afraid to devote their life to God so they don't believe in praying ,through God all things are possible people wont pray because they don't truly believe he will answer
2006-06-28 04:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by stephenie a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they don't cause they get what they ask for and then the devil testes them until they need to call ont he lord again. unless what they ask for changes their lives to were they call on the lord all the time..
2006-06-28 04:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by BlackBeauty_4_U 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the name trolls are out in force today...
Reported.
2006-06-28 04:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dork!
2006-06-28 04:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋