PLZ...rate this 2 jokes.....please............?

Question

1) Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''

George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''

And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he says, ''Do we have time?''


2) John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, "St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!"

St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn''t make it to Heaven."

This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other

you want some more jokes???????

1) What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!

2)A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

3) Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

4) ''The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying across the ocean when the plane developed engine trouble. Everyone was doomed. The priest turned to the rabbi and said, "Before I die there''s something that I would like to know. You being Jewish and all -- have you ever tasted ham?"
"Well," the rabbi laughed, "sure I''ve tasted ham. But tell me father, before we die -- could you tell me if you have ever made love to a woman?"

The priest blushed and said, "There was this one time I gave in and made love to a woman."

5) A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack, a bag of potato chips, and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register smiles at him and says, "Single, huh?"
Sarcastically the guy says, "Yeah. How'd you guess, genius?"

Without missing a beat she says, "Because you're ******* ugly."

6) Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods

Rate!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

You told 8 jokes all which were funny, were some of them unfinished? Oh well, I give you a 10. You have potential.

Answer 2

1- A-
2- F+

Answer 3

On a scale of 0 to 10, 10 being the funniest joke imaginable, I give the first joke a 0.5 and the second joke a 0.

Answer 4

first one=2 second one=4
both out of 5

Answer 5

I only liked 3 of them. The first one with the presidents, the cow one, and the blond joke. I didn't like the rest of them at all.The one with Bob and John would have been ok if the ending was better it kinda left things up in the air.

Answer 6

LOVED THE FIRST 1!!!! second one waz like a 4 on a 1-10 scale first one a 10!LOL the others i only like the other #2

Answer 7

Your jokes are offensive ,rude and absolutely hilarious. I'll give you an 8 on 10.

Answer 8

most of them i give a 4.5-5...but the octopus one i give a 7...but that last one has me extremely confused (the priest and rabbi one)....i reread it 5 times and i just didnt get it...oh well...thanks for the laugh...
i saw your other ones...the single guy one was about a 8.5...im still kinda laughing from it.

Answer 9

5) 8/10,
2)(of the "more jokes") = 8/10
everything else is horrible and gets a 1/10

Answer 10

Nice Ones.

But the best jokes ever are the RUGBY SERIES.

Read them, you`ll be astonished to know what real humour is.