2006-06-28 04:15:38 · 8 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Probably DAVE - LOL
2006-06-28 09:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was
difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota
and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following
day. The husband checked
into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an
email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
and that is mineeeee
2006-06-28 11:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this guy and he entered his local papers pun contest. He wanted a better chance of winning, so he entered 10 puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
2006-06-28 12:37:15 · answer #3 · answered by Uruk-Hai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all.
Why, the other day my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth!
2006-06-28 13:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one has any that are original, thy are all going to be repeats of whats already been stated before in previous questions like this one!
2006-06-28 11:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do ******* cry during sex?
The Mace.
2006-06-28 11:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would be me sweetheart!!! Don't believe me, check my q&a!
2006-06-28 11:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i certainly don't!
2006-06-28 11:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋