What is the funniest thing you have seen on a vacation?

Question

I saw this little girl on the beach trying to eat grapes and a seagull hovered over her waiting to steal one. She did not notice for a very long time and was startled when her friend started laughing at her. She got mad and threw one at the bird, who caught it and flew off. Moments later many more birds flew over her, trying to get her grapes. She started walking away around and it looked like the pied piper leading children around, only this time it was a little girl leading a flock of birds. We all laughed and wished we had a camera.

What have you seen that made you laugh

Answer 1

A situation with seagulls also. I had been feeding them potato chips. Later my boyfriend and I were walking down the beach arm in arm. He was gesturing with the hand that held a sandwich. The gull swept right down between us and stole the sandwich. My boyfriend chased the gull down the beach screaming, hey that's mine.

Answer 2

My kids would have to say me - we were on a rafting trip down a pretty calm river when I spotted a rope swing hanging down - well the next thing you know I decide to hang onto it, the raft pulls away leaving me suspended in air - well when I tried later to get back into the raft I had about four guys pushing from the rear while I finally plopped my self back into the raft. Needless to say I'm not the thinnest person around.

Answer 3

At Water Country, in NH, there is a water ride - I think it's called Suicide, or at least that is what we call it. It's dual slides, that are almost a vertical drop, and the riders sit at the top, then lay down, cross their arm over their chest (like you are dead) and are then pushed over the edge, where they rocket down on a cushion of water ending in a long trough of water. It really should be called the " Wedgie Maker". By the end of the ride surfer trunks are reduced to thongs and bikini bottoms all but disappear.

Answer 4

after a long night of partying in Las Vegas, we stopped by a denny's for breakfast. there was this guy there who had fallen asleep over his menu. He snored very loudly and his head was HUGE so he kept leaning to the side as he slept, until his head was suspended over the edge of the table. he did not awaken though and the whole resturant watched with held breath to see if he would follow his head and fall to the floor! it didnt happend though - the manager called the police and had the guy escorted out! it was fun watching though!

Answer 5

i saw something much like that, it was at daytona beach with my buddies, the one guy who was being harassed by the birds usually wears hats 24/7,that day he wasnt, and the seagulls made good use of that, pooping multiple times with perfect aim.

Answer 6

I think it was last August at a pagan fest, this young boy around 3-4yrs. old was walking around with just a t-shirt on (it's permitted). He kept on grabbing his penis and his mother told him that if he didn't stop playing with it he'd have to put his pants back on. The little boy kept his hands to his sides.

Answer 7

I saw George Carlin perform at Harrah's in Las Vegas two years ago on a vacation I took....... whoa was he funny.

Answer 8

A coon dog cemetery in Alabama. A church with a giant golden hand pointing to the sky on its steeple. An exit for "Cooterville".

Answer 9

i went to greece last year and my partner got on a lilo and drifed of to sea and when he eventually came back he had sunburn all on his chest of the reflection off the water
that will teach him to go leaving me wiv some weird couple

Answer 10

A saggy granny with firm silicone **** sun bathing half nude.
Phuket, Thailand.
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