Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out.
2006-06-28 03:42:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her
Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts.
2006-06-28 03:42:53 · update #1
lol, this is funny, there shud be more ppl like u. guess u got a sweet tooth hey, dont ever lose it!
2006-06-28 04:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by cher 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, u got too much free time to be writing short stories on answers. O well, it was pretty funny and creative anyway.
2006-06-28 10:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by kauerpower1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow..very interesting and funny lol
too much free time though lol
2006-06-28 11:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jonathan K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck? u need to stop being so inmature
2006-06-28 10:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its interesting how you used all the candy in your story, i was very creative and humorous. good job
2006-06-28 11:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by abcmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of joke/story is that?
2006-06-28 12:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Hilary F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the?
2006-06-28 10:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by destini'smom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! very creative! keep it up & don't listen to those people up there....
2006-06-28 11:13:42 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woah
2006-06-28 10:53:12 · answer #9 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the question?
2006-06-28 11:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Trish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋