Give me your best kid story?

Question

I have 2
1. My daughter used to stick things in her nose all the time. One day she was snorting like she does when somethings up there. I asked my 4 year old son if he saw her put anything in her nose and he paused...looked around...and said " no, but I am missing a few things!!"

2. We were driving in the car and taking about God. My son looks at me and says " You know the first two people on earth.....umm...umm Even and Odd ". We took him to church that Sunday!

Answer 1

l don't have any best kid story, my mother died when l was 8 and my father's whife made black my life till 18, now that l'm 22 l think l'm living with the one l love

Answer 2

WOW! As a mother of 3 I have so many. My 2 boys use to stick things up their nose all the time. My youngest wound up @ the ER for a small Bead.
I do have two stories that come to mind.

1- We took our kids to kings Island for the day and was just walking in. There were so many people there keeping tract of everyone was a chore. We sat on the middle island (a large fountain) and my 3 year old pulled down his pants and started to pee. Right in the middle of Kings Island in front of everyone. That was funny.

2- We all went out to dinner and the same kid (Mr Kings Island) was about 6. There was about 5 of us. The hostess sat us down and began to take our drink order. She must have had a hard day cause she was very rude. When she left I made the mistake of saying "I hope she is not our waitress cause she is rude." She came back with our drinks and said your waitress will be right with you. My big mouth 6 year old said "Well that's good cause mommy said your rude." The woman stormed off. I was very embarrassed.

Answer 3

I was taking my then 4 year old daughter to the Camden Aquarium. I was on the phone with my girlfriend as we were pulling into the parking garage and my daughter asked "Daddy, what do sharks eat?" I didn't even hesitate and told her "Little girls!" My girlfriend immediately went "Oh no, you shouldn't have said that!"

For those unfamiliar with the aquarium, there are plenty of wide ledges that are perfect for a young child to stand against the glass and look at the fish. For the rest of the day, she turned into jelly every time I tried to boost her up onto one.

She has since overcome her fear of sharks.

Answer 4

lol. that's so hysterical. those are really cute stories. umm. my sister played a nasty april fools joke on my when I was about 9 years old. She was 11. I'm sleeping and it's April fools morning. I open my eyes and she's in front of me with a look so hysterically upset that nobody should ever have to look this way. And she says to me in a dead pan voice... "Michael... Daddy's in the hospital !!!" Tears are streaming from the sides of her face. I nearly had a heart attack at age 9. lol. I was in shock. I said, "Elaina.... what happened??" she sniffs and takes a step back and stands up and starts laughing and says, "APRIL FOOLS!" I nearly killed the b***h.

Answer 5

My little brother went through the naked phase when we was like 3. You know, he'd disappear for a minute then come running out naked and screaming at the top of his lungs, making a big spectacle so everyone saw him (especially in front of company). I was about 15 then. I woud be hanging out in my bedroom with my friends and hear a tiny little knock on my bedroom door followed by "It's the pizza man", in his deepest voice. Then he would try to run in naked in front of my friends. One day me and a friend came down the stairs to see little Billy standing up on the windowsill in front of the big picture window facing the front yard, wearing this little vest that I had when I was his age, and nothing else. He's looking at an older couple walking down the sidewalk and throgh the screen on the side yells, "Hey, what are you lookin at?" LOL. Turns out one was an elementary school teacher and had him in her class when he got to the 2nd grade.

Answer 6

1. It was just my mom & I growing up and we lived in an apartment. I use to go & visit all the neighbors. I came home one day & my mom had asked who that lady was I was talking to & I told her that is Mrs. Happy Butt. My mom of course tried not to laugh & went down to talk with the neighbor & get her real name. My mom explained that she didn't think I heard her right. The lady said my name is Gladys. I said see mom Mrs. Happy Butt and I whispered my mom told me not to swear (as in glad ***).
2. I was about 5 & my mom & I were in her broken down car on our way to her job when it started raining really bad. The windshiled wipers were not working and she sould'nt see. The windows started to fog and nothing was coming out of the vents to help. Franticly she looked around the car for something to wipe the windows with and nothing to be found. Next resort was my bloomers (those were the bottoms that went over the panties when little girls wore dresses) to this day I still remember the look on the guys face in the car next to us at the stop light. I've added that to my book of notes to myself of what not to do to my children.

Answer 7

My son jakewas 2 he would still like to drink uot of my boob
so I was in the car one day he says mommy I am thirsty so he geos in the front seat with me I start brest feadin

Answer 8

LOL too funny. All I remember is as a kid I came home crying because my teacher had called me a vegetable. My mom came running to school the next day to yell at the teacher and it was explained to her that the teacher called me a "Special Human Being" and not a Human BEAN, as I thought she said.

Answer 9

My daughter today looked at this guy waiting for the store to open and stuck her tongue all the way out at him-- shes only 1 and this was the first time shes done it. he laughed and i told her we dont stick our tongues out at people so she looked at me a stuck it out again--made us both laugh harder because she has no idea what i was saying about her tongue, i've told her everyother part of the body- eyes, nose, chin, arms, teeth (so she'd sort of understand when i told her her teeth where coming in she'd understand alittle better) but never thought to teach her tongue so i could tell her not to stick it out at people.

christmas we went to my moms and she saw the family Shepard and yelled doggie----scared all of us not only were we looking for someone who could have said it we looked for something else that could have made a noise that sounded like that....ending conclusion: daughters first word was of all things DOGGIE!!!!! what kind of pet do we have at home- a cat!

Answer 10

When I was 4, me and my uncle Jim were playing in the old wood shed behind our house, he showed me a One eyed spittin snake, It was the coolest thing ever, Wait a minute snakes have 2 eyes right?

Answer 11

We were all (my whole family) at my great grandmother's house after the annual reunion, and all the kids were outside playing. My cousin (who's my age) had just discovered the 'middle finger' and flicked the rest of us cousins off. His little sister ran inside to tell on him, where all the adults were sitting around chatting. "Granny, he's out there shooting birds!" My great grandmother replied, "That's alright honey, just tell him to put them in a pile. But tell him not to shoot those nice little red birds--shoot them mean ol' bluejays!"