2006-06-28 02:56:15 · 11 answers · asked by Amanda C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're the definition of dark and handsome....when its dark youre handsome!
2006-06-28 05:06:18 · answer #1 · answered by Delgado 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Don't get mean... get even
from British Author Jeffrey Archer's novel Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less.
2006-06-28 10:29:12 · answer #2 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest one I've heard was in 2000. "George Bush was elected president today" It turned out not to be that funny,though.
2006-06-28 10:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your dick was half as big as your mouth then your wife would be a happy lady!
My personal favourites:
"I hope you die soon" - I swear there is no sensible retort to this
"Stop showing off" - again, no retort that sounds better!
2006-06-28 10:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by Violent and bored 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who dont.
2006-06-28 12:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman walked out of the bar...
2006-06-28 10:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by bardic_rose_22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
2006-06-28 10:05:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Written in the dust and mud on the back of a van:
"I wish my wife was this dirty!"
2006-06-28 11:24:14 · answer #8 · answered by FozzieBear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all.
Why, the other day my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth!
2006-06-28 13:32:30 · answer #9 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so fat that you wear 2 watches-one for each time zone.
2006-06-28 09:59:26 · answer #10 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋