next to a naked jim darwin in a motel room
what do you do
2006-06-28 02:55:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I put this up for a vote cause these answers are too funny,
please vote wisely for the best funniest answer
2006-06-30 15:20:33 · update #1
I'd shoot hm in the a.ss and then the jewels and then one limb at a time, and then in his dim brain for hitting at me when I was drunk. Of course I'd leave his heart for the last cause I load just seven bullets rather than the ten, nickel plated, soft nosed, of course, and the cross on the bullet head filled with neutering paste.
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2006-06-28 03:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 10⤊ 0⤋
kindly go to the lobby and inform them and the police that a deranged man snuck into my room and climbed into bed with me while i was asleep.
file charges against said man because even if he was cold and homeless he could have crashed out on the floor and not beside me in the bed. space can be important.
2006-06-28 14:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by Stuie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him where we are. Why we are there, and how did we get there. Try to piece the chain of events leading up to the present situation.
2006-06-28 10:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by the sealer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JIM, What did I tell you about slipping me ruffies?? That's twice in the past week.
2006-06-28 10:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up jim darwin and ask him where in the hell my breakfast is
2006-06-28 10:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie him up spread eagle, face down on the bed, beat the crap outta him, steal his wallet and redirect the gay pride parade to his room.....
2006-06-28 10:23:23 · answer #6 · answered by Wiseguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this would be the first time in my life that i'm glad that every motelroom has a bible.
you could use it to cover some items...
2006-06-28 10:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Thinx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wipe the fluid from my mouth and call a taxi/ambulance
2006-06-28 10:01:38 · answer #8 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and you wonder if theres anyway you can sneek out of the bedroom unoticed so you dont have to give him your number or pretend that you enjoyed it
2006-06-28 09:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by buccaneerparrot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get tested..Quick!
2006-06-28 10:01:16 · answer #10 · answered by coonrapper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋