I have a feeling the serious questions will be funnier than the jokes.
2006-06-28 02:49:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bettie -God's name isn't Steve. That's crazy talk.
2006-06-28 03:19:13 · update #1
Lucifer. Maybe the wrong one won the war in heaven.
2006-06-28 07:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"The most absurd answer you can give to the question 'who is god'?
He is some senile old grandfather type who sits drooling and grinning on his throne while He hands out gifts and blessings to all of his children and turns a blind eye to all of the sin in their lives.
How's that for an absurd answer? Unfortunately, there seems to be a fair amount of people who have this mental image of God although they would never put it in those words. But they live their lives like this was the case.
2006-06-28 10:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a joke for you: God fels it's time to send Jesus back to earth because he sees that bthings arent going very well down there. Jesus pops up down to a very delinquent neighborhood. Some guys smoking smoking pot see him with his long beard and white clothes and invite to come have a smoke with them. Jesus, being innocent, sits with the, and by taking a sip he smokes the whole cigarette, all that's left are ashes. They look at him amazed and ask him:" Are you high yet?" Jesus replies that no, not understanding what high is, so they make him a bigger cigarette. Same thing again, Jesus smokes the whole thing in one sip. They ask him again if he's high even more amazed and in awe and Jesus says no. Bigger cigarette again and again the story , so in the end they ask him" NOt high yet!? Who are you man?" Jesus says "I'm Jesus". So they say "Get the f*ck out of here! And you've been telling us you're not high..."
Should this be a true story God could actually be anyone, even you for i care and noone would recognize him.
2006-06-28 10:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by metafrastria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most absurd answer I can give you of who God is- me, you, anyone/thing else who is isn't God
2006-06-28 09:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most absurd answer? God is who the atheists claim Him to be. chuckle
2006-06-28 11:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is the conscience of all the holy rollers and do-gooders that really weren't so good after all so now they use this dude God as their personal bogeyman to scare themselves silly into behaving !!!
2006-06-28 10:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the serious questions are funnier
look at the one where i asked about genesis saying the stars are made before the earth but science says the stars are older
theres like 11 people all saying . . the bible is the truth
NO IT ISNT
NO NO NO NO NO
2006-06-28 09:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry the Cable Guy.
2006-06-28 09:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ted Danson.
2006-06-28 09:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by ishotvoltron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met him.
He is a monkey named Bobo. He is angry because he was mistaken for a real monkey and had to work in a circus. That's why we had so many hurricanes last year.
2006-06-28 09:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by cirestan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dustbunnies.
They always come back. They can appear anywhere. They come from nothing.
I've decided it's a sin to vaccum.
2006-06-28 10:01:43 · answer #11 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋