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Question

Need some new jokes, that are Super funny. Have to be family friendly with no swears, or adult content. Can be for mature thinkers, but not R or X rated.

You'll see the winning submissions posted on our site, with credit to you for the joke.

Looking forward to the laughs!

Answer 1

A very elderly husband and wife are sitting in church. The wife says, "I think I just did a silent fart, what should I do?" The husband replies, "Turn up your hearing aid."

Answer 2

Got three

ONE
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was stading at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said, You need to join the Army of the Lord!
The friend replied I am already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor!
The pastor asked, Then why do I only see you here at Easter and Christmas?
The friend whispered back, "I'm in the secret service!"


TWO
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back at the ranch about his first visit to a big city church.

When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, Joe began.

You mean the parking lot, interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

I walked up the trail to the door, Joe continued.

The sidewalk to the door, stated Charlie.

Inside the door, I was met by this dude, Joe went on

That would be the usher, stated Charlie

Well, the usher led me down the chute, Joe said.

You mean the aisle, said Charlie.

Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, Joe said,

Pew, Charlie retorted.

Yeah, recalled Joe. That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.

Answer 3

Hmm.... against my kind of jokes, but did posted one clean joke today watch out it

Answer 4

1.a man was taking his dog for a walk and on the way he met his friend
friend:hey! why are u taking a monkey for walk?
man:cant u see? it's a dog.
friend:sorry i was asking the dog.