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Thread:- Haircuts Report Thread
Posted by:- Rainbow Send PM ID:- 6581 22/05/2006 12:20:10
Haircuts
The Difference Between Men and Women
Women's Version:
Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 2: Oh Gosh no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like
that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this
stuff,
I'm afraid.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could
easily get one of those layer cuts--that would look so cute I think. I was
actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long
neck.
2006-06-28 01:29:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woman 2: Oh--that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take
attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your
shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms--see
how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me
so much easier.
Men's Version:
Man 2: Haircut?
Man 1: Yeah
2006-06-28 01:30:01 · update #1
Woman packs for weekend visit in town:
Dress, skirt, blouse, slacks, gown, fur coat, heels, flats, sandals, slippers, bras, panties, large panties (in case of water retention), stockings, pantyhose, knee-highs, foundation, blush, mascara, eyeliner, plucking tweezers, compact mirror, skin cleanser, brush, comb, curlers, dryer, hairnet, bubble bath, shampoo, conditioner, skin lotion, nail polish, nail polish remover, cash, credit cards, travelers cheques, purse, handbag and shopping tote.
Her husband: "Do you really need to bring all that stuff?"
Man packs for weekend camping trip in the country:
Axe, gun, Bowie knife, hatchet, saw, tent, sleeping bag, tent stakes, air mattress, firestarting kit, Sterno, dehydrated rations, beef jerky, Sierra club cup, water bottle, water purifier, band aids, antiseptic ointment, tourniquet, snake bite kit, bee sting kit, survival manual, wool socks, cotton socks, waterproof poncho,
1 pair clean underwear, hiking boots, camp moccasins, whistle, signal mirror, sun block, mosquito repellent, snowshoes, and a trash bag to pack out other people's litter so he can leave the campsite better than he found it.
His wife: "Do you really need to bring all that stuff?"
2006-06-28 02:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's all just a matter of personal preference. I have short hair and guys such as it. And i prefer a person with short hair over a person with long hair because long hair tends to make guys look too girly.
2017-01-18 14:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My barbershop has two barbers. I always get the barber with the bad haircut to cut my hair.
Why?
Because the other barber is the one who cut it. I don't want HIM chopping mine all up!
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We can't stop here without a barber joke, right?
It was rather busy at the barbershop when a customer stuck his head in the door and asked "How long before I'd be able to get my hair cut?"
The barber counted the customers and said "It'll be about two hours". The guy thanked him and left.
The next day, the guy returned and asked "How long before I'd be able to get my hair cut?"
The barber again counted the customers and said "It'll be about two hours". The guy again thanked him and left.
The third day, the guy returned and asked "How long before I'd be able to get my hair cut?"
The barber counted the customers and said "It'll be about two hours". Again, the guy thanked him and left.
Curious, the barber told his friend who was waiting to get a haircut "Follow him and see where he goes".
His friend returned about ten minutes later and said "He's at your house!"
2006-06-28 05:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have short curly hair for the first time since I actually was 10 years old and I actually really like it but I overlook my long curly locks so Now i'm growing it back out!
2017-02-28 13:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
That's really true! I don't usually take the time to read such long posts. I'm glad I did! Thanks for the smile!
2006-06-28 03:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by grahamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman get cuts because it is the thing to do men get them because they have to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did hair to many years not to know this one ...................Teresa
2006-06-28 01:36:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's amazing how differently men and women express themselves:-)
2006-06-28 01:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... lol... thats so true... guys are just soo.. umm.. yea... they dont really care... and dont feel like complementing otheres... but its ok.... were better!!!!
2006-06-28 01:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by lil_sizz_inthehizz_ous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres your sign..
2006-06-28 01:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by panda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋