my brother and sister-in-law have a 7-month old little miracle (she was VERY premature) and they are great parents.
i thought it was funny b/c they call her little names when she cries. like, "monster" or "hateful a ss" (southern thing). they aren't being serious, they're just letting off steam...like "oh, come ere monster...what's wrong..." while they coo and cuddle her.
well, they have friends that call their kids "doodles" and "terds"...like to the point where they actually thought that's what kids are called!
this is funny b/c the one little girl asked my brother, "so do you guys have a doodle?" b/c that's what she thought little girls were called!!!
i find this humorous b/c they are all good parents and it's just in fun.
so, i was wondering...do you have funny names for your kids??
thanks!
2006-06-28 01:21:05 · 22 answers · asked by joey322 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
We call my 5 yr old Katie Monster. When she was 3 she actually came to me & asked why we call her a monster & I told her we call her Monster for fun because we love her & that she was a good monster like Cookie Monster & Elmo. After that she started telling people Monster was her middle name..........I also have 2yr old twins. We call them monkey butts cause they like monkeys & they are always in trouble....... My sister has been called Spike since the day she was born cause she had a lot of dark hair that stuck straight up. Now she's a beautiful tall 16 yr old brunette who prefers to be called Jen. My girls call her Aunt Spikey
2006-06-28 02:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jeannette F 1 · 7⤊ 1⤋
I've had a ton for my son. I think it's normal. My brother calls my nephew PITA which stands for pain in the @ss. But that doesn't mean he doesn't love to bunches. It's actually kind of funny because my nephew is so good and he smiles at everything. He is such a happy little thing....it's not meant to be serious. Some people just pick weird nick names to call their kids. I knew I out grew a lot of what I called my son...just like pumkin, sweet pea, monkey, moose...stuff like that. It kind of came in phases.
2006-06-28 01:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by ktpb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I call my daughter beener head, I don't know why she has beautiful long hair and I call my son Ethie Opie. He used to be really skinny and his name is Ethan. I can understand most of the names but "hateful ***" whether its southern or not is not appropriate to be calling a small child or baby.
2006-06-28 01:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i call my 7 month old son stinkin or stinkin butt i really dont know why but that is just what i have been calling him since the day he came home my husband calls him fatty i'm really not sure why because he is not fat but he is really big for his age but he has always been big to this day my husbands older brother calls him pumpkin because that is what he grew up hearing and my grandaddy calls me stringbean but when i was pregnant he changed it to butterbean
2006-06-28 02:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I call my 5 y.o. Sugar Bugar (from Jimmy Neutron, his favorite cartoon), Peanut (for his cute peanut head), Dash (because he runs really fast like Dash in the Incredibles) and when he is in trouble..lol..I call him BRYCE MICHAEL!
I call my 2 y.o. Jack Jack (like Incredibles..he acts just like him..), Tank (he's a strong boy), and his brother calls him Jagley (for his name Jason Bradley mixed together..) It is so cute..now most of the family calls him that.
Thanks for the fun question....!
2006-06-28 03:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by BlackWidow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love your question by the way, i was always wondering if i was the only one that did that...i have teenagers now, but i still use my little nicknames for them...for my 18 year old son, i still call him little buck and rig....my 16 year old daughter is named brittany, but is call her sister susan...lol and my 14 year old...she is my baby, i have a ton for her and she answers to all of them...they are dollar, lacey bottoms, booley and waugies...i know, totally crazy, but i always do that...i even do that with my dogs...lol thanks for a fun question
2006-06-28 01:46:06 · answer #6 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey boy (he was born in the year of the monkey)
Baby boy
Ethanoli because his name is Ethan and he's sweeter than cannoli
2006-06-28 01:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by AlongthePemi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids are Turd Boy and Turd Girl. My dad started it and I just kept it going. They respond to it in a silly manner.
2006-06-28 02:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by franny4181 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daugter Ella is 2.5 and she has lots of nicknames:
bean, beaner (and many variations there of)
sugarbuns
little miss diva
devine miss El
Stinky butt
scooby
lady stuffy pants
punky butt
they're all in fun. one of my friends though always is calling his kids idiot and that drives me crazy. i don't ever call my daughter stupid or idiot or anything mean like that.
2006-06-28 01:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by Brandie C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son-Bastard,F*cker(not to his face)Monkeyboy-his Dad calls him that)
Daughter-Crown B*tch-also her Dad calls her that. I don't know why that is so funny to me.
I call her Lillers,Little Face,Package,Lily Girl,Lil'Girl. Our last name is Kim-so she could be Lil Kim.
I call my son Mase,Nincompoop,Nutboy. He loves Nincompoop.
2006-06-28 03:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋