This panda walks into a bar. He sits down at a
table. A waiter comes, and the panda orders his
food, and eats it. Then, he pulls out a gun and
blows the brains out of the waiter. Then he gets
up and is about to leave when the bartender
yells, "Hey, you just shot my waiter! Where do
you think you're going?" And the panda says, "I'm
a panda! Look it up!" So the bartender looks up
"panda" in the dictionary. It reads: "Fur-bearing
mammal, lives in Australia.
EATS CHUTES AND LEAVES."
2006-06-27 23:59:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..thanks for visiting and commenting..hgday
2006-06-28 00:17:12 · update #1
australia? dont you mean china? australia is known for the koala bear. anyway, very funny
2006-06-28 00:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 p.m.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. I had sex all afternoon."
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
2006-06-28 07:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by StraightFromTheHorse'sMouth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... but when did the panda move to australia? hehe
2006-06-28 11:27:00 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, how funny. You've got some really good jokes and riddles!
2006-06-28 09:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell ya, I don't get no respect at all.
Why, the other day my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth!
2006-06-28 13:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. good one, c the 1st answer
2006-06-28 07:36:36 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..very cute by y it was messed up with the koala?
2006-06-28 15:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by saru_lp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teacher:where is paris?
student:I dont know
teacher:stand up on the bench
student:sir, i am not able to find it
2006-06-28 08:50:05 · answer #8 · answered by shivapriya29 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a different punchline ... i think that one was better
EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES ..
2006-06-29 04:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋