can u get me a very funny joke ?
2006-06-27 22:51:14 · 14 answers · asked by Jaetty 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working and asks him:
Daddy, what's Sex?
"OK" he thinks, this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets. So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, and wet dreams.
Then she asks: Daddy what is "a couple»?
And he carries on: a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this can be two males also, or two females which we call lesbians, ...and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, paedophilia, sex toys etc...
The father finally asks: So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex"?
Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs…..
2006-06-27 23:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched
a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother
is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off
your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
Happy Gardening.
2006-06-28 01:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little girl and her mom were walking home from school when the girl saw two dogs having sex. the girl asked the mom,"What are they doing?" the mom answered,"There making cupcakes honny dont worry."
later that night the girl couldnt sleep so she went to her parents room where they were having sex. so she watched them.
the next moring the girl went up to the mom and said," MOMMY mommy i saw u and daddy making cupcakes. they looked so good i ate the frosting."
2006-06-28 03:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last night i saw 4 pple each setting in a corner of a round table ,all those did not have hands but there were each holding an empty bottle full coke
2006-06-27 23:26:52 · answer #4 · answered by akataps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man bought a new Mercedes car n decided to go 4 a drive after a while he turned the radio on, it said.. "here's London" the man was shocked n said.."oh man, i didn't know its that fast"!!!
got it??
2006-06-27 22:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three men walked into a bar. the fourth one ducked.
2006-06-28 03:24:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not rent or hire a comedian? That's their job.
2006-06-27 23:02:55 · answer #7 · answered by violeo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gabrialla... the funniest one i have heared for today... good for u
2006-06-27 23:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by Clark794 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r funny.
2006-06-27 23:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...gabriella ur so funny!two thumbs up
2006-06-28 08:08:18 · answer #10 · answered by saru_lp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋