2006-06-27 22:20:10 · 18 answers · asked by 7emsi 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Tell her you wanna marry her! Kdding
2006-06-27 22:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Forgrat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
By asking her out, and then calling her 20 times a day. No kidding.
2006-06-28 05:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by scholar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numerous things:
1 Tell her she's fat.
2 Tell her that you hate her new haircut
3 Call her a B*&#H!
2006-06-28 05:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by xquizit4sure_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why on earth would you want to upset a woman?
with a question like that you could just be yourself.
2006-06-28 05:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she is getting old but she thinks like kids, she is not pretty , she is awful , she doesnt understand anything , And if she is single tell her she is on the shelf
2006-06-28 05:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by ladan803 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say or do any of the following:
Look her up and down and say, "Honestly, you couldn't have done any better?"
"Your sister is a little hottie."
"Your mom is pretty hot."
"Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if you were dead...and I smile."
(While she's in the bathroom, wait for her to come out, wait a moment and say) "Wow, are you sure you cleaned everything up right...that smell is horrible."
(Say someone else's name during sex. Bonus points if you say the name of your ex or her sister, mom, aunt, grandmother, pet, mailman etc.)
(Constantly throw out this phrase) "Wow, sometimes you really make me regret dumping (insert ex-girlfriend's name here)."
(Make up a fake personal ad under her name filled with sexual innuendo and send messages to over 100 horny men and lesbians inviting them to her place of work.)
(Right in the middle of having sex grab a magazine with a picture of Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie on the cover and cover her face with it.)
(After sex just leave without saying anything.)
"I'm pretty horny........is your sister around?"
"I'm pretty horny. Where's your sister's cheerleading picture?"
(Take a picture of her dad and make a mask out of it, put it on right in the middle of sex.)
(Come to her work unannounced and give her flowers.......completely naked.)
"Hey, do you mind if (insert dog's name) watches us tonight? I'm trying to teach (her/him/it) something."
After everything she says just look at her and say: "God damn it woman, do you ever just shut the **** up?"
After she says 'I love you.' just say, "Take your clothes off."
And the sure thing to upset her:
"My credit card is maxed out."
2006-06-28 05:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need help with this? lol You might get what you asked for.
2006-06-28 06:03:57 · answer #7 · answered by heartwhisperer2000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she is getting fat and should go to slim down
2006-06-28 05:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by a V a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.tell her she is getting fat
2.tell her shes got ugly feet
3.tell her that you are gay
4 ask her if shes a lesbian
2006-06-28 05:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by Kristen C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by saying weekness of her father & mother.
2006-06-28 05:24:28 · answer #10 · answered by shaila_rgowda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋