Q: When do doctors get angry?
A: When they run out of patients!
Q: What do garbagemen eat?
A: Junk food!
Q: How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!
Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?
A: The meat ball!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns!
Q: What do trees drink?
A: Root beer!
Some Yo Moma Jokes!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!
Sorry I'll be back to put more jokes!
Peace Out!!
Leana
2006-06-27 21:30:36 · 11 answers · asked by Leana 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow!!! your really really good at jokes. im not that easy to make laugh but i was indead laughing.
2006-06-27 21:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?", he asks.
"It's of a big rooster", she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for heavens sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"
2006-07-04 04:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so stupid it took her 24 hours to add 2 + 2
2006-06-28 04:38:11 · answer #3 · answered by henry 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thank you . You made my day. Junk food was a good one.
2006-06-28 04:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Spartan Rob 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
are you asking or want people to ask, why u putting this on yahoo answers.... but then it was fun
2006-06-28 04:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Vish 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
stop while u r ahead, even though u r not ahead
2006-06-28 10:14:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lame.
2006-06-28 05:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 4⤊ 7⤋
great jokes...... hahahahahhahahahah................really funny!!thanks for your jokes.
2006-06-28 04:56:11 · answer #8 · answered by samanta 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
sweet...
2006-06-28 04:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by ravencracks 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
;-)
2006-06-28 05:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by sam 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋