Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted !!!
2006-06-27 21:13:25 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's what I called a joke. Thanks for cheers me up on my hard day.
2006-06-27 21:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by irfan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is an oldie but goodie! I had fogotten that one. It may have to become a joke of the week on my site!
Have any more funny jokes - feel free to submit them. LOL
2006-06-28 01:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Really Funny *Laughs*
2006-06-27 21:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Kit Kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa Funny, i love girls who makes jokes
2006-06-27 23:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Clark794 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-06-27 22:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by eric J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking funny.
I know I'm lame.
2006-06-27 21:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by kristi w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie.
2006-06-27 21:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-06-27 21:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that is funny
2006-06-27 21:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
extreamly halarious!!!! good one!
2006-06-27 21:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋