Mujhe Hindi main jokes bhejoge?

Answer 1

A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.

None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?", he asks.

"It's of a big rooster", she replies.

"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."

When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for heavens sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"

Answer 2

1.This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the

Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when

his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar

kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid

of the cinema?).Sardarji replies "Aadmi

hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar

hai, usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent(?) man, I know it is a

movie, but does that animal know?)
2.Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis The judges give up and decide to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You are a lion).
3.A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
4.So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking?? Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!
5.One man jumped from the 6th floor of a building didn't die why?
Confidence
But he jumped from the 7th floor and die why?
Overconfidence.

Answer 3

tumhara e-mail kya hai guru aur kya tum Delhi mien rehte ho to batao to tumhe itne info doonga ki har maan loge aur kahoge ki aur nahin!!! Sach kehta huun :-)

Answer 4

hunuk amn uk. anuk haminuk? bibidy bibidy? pendeho? Du hast mich?