A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."
2006-06-27 20:48:07 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chipmunkahahaha!my laughing tape is messed up! i'll be back with my LOL!! plus extra bol!!
2006-06-27 20:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 5⤋
Awesome man, gave the old man quite a big shock
2006-06-28 03:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it. All the other children were from a different father
2006-06-28 03:51:53 · answer #3 · answered by shkabaj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it befor but still a classic! nice pick up for 3 am .
2006-06-28 03:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a awesome joke
2006-06-28 05:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by hitlah021 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funniiieeeeeeeee
2006-06-28 05:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate it
2006-06-28 03:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that old man is as dumb as the dumbest can be.............haha
2006-06-28 23:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny !
2006-06-28 04:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, lol
2006-06-28 04:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by curiousme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋