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I am an evil guy. One day I sat under a tree and suddenly thought of something to write in a book. Then because of that, people say I am a phrophet.

2006-06-27 19:56:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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This is discriminative on religion bases!!

2006-06-27 20:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everyone would know that you were a false prophet because first of all you were evil, according to you, but then when your prophesies didn't come true, we'd all know.
Thats the way to tell the real ones. Does what they say come true? And I don't mean the stuff like "Its going to storm," -- when we can all feel the wind and see the lightning.That isn't a prophesy, it's an observation. I mean stuff like in the Bible, that was prophesied 100's of years before, and came true.

2006-06-28 03:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by savannah 3 · 0 0

The founder of the Mormon religion? I'm sorry, that was the magical glasses prophet, not the " I sat under a tree writing" prophet, my apologies. By the way, could you elaborate just a little teensy bit more as to what you are trying to hint at?? Thanks.

2006-06-28 03:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3 · 0 0

Ganges Khan

2006-06-28 03:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by perfect_demise 2 · 0 0

Sir Issac Newton?

2006-06-28 03:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0 0

It reminds me of one time when I was under a tree and a branch fell off, hit me right SMACK in the head!!! Can you tell me why that happened to me huh, I bet you can't!!!

2006-06-28 03:24:23 · answer #6 · answered by gilda13me 2 · 0 0

Someone that needs to go back to school.

2006-06-28 10:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by destini'smom 6 · 0 0

So many grammatical and spelling errors...

2006-06-28 03:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by Michael A 3 · 0 0

someone biblical if its a prophet

2006-06-28 03:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by justthe2ofusjs 1 · 0 0

duno

2006-06-28 05:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by hitlah021 1 · 0 0

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