get mary magdalene pregnant before or after he became a zombie
2006-06-27 18:43:42 · 20 answers · asked by crazyman 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like a lot of men, he didn't become a zombie until after marriage.
2006-06-27 18:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by PermDude 4 · 4⤊ 6⤋
There is no historical evidence that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene or that he had any kind of intimate relationship with her.
The DVC is a murder-mystery which claims (incorrectly) that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and they had a child.
The problem with this thesis is that it is not supported by any meaningful historical evidence.
For an evaluation of the concepts presented in the Da Vinci Code, see
http://www.godsci.org/gs/dvc/
2006-06-28 02:02:18 · answer #2 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before
2006-06-28 01:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know Mary Magdalene got pregnant? If so, by whom? You have no text except fictions like Dan Brown writes. Go back and show me the document that supports your question?
2006-06-28 01:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by J. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
basically, he never became a zombie, since they are just old wives tales, and if he did, it would be between the ages of 18 and 32 when he took up his actions against the synagogue and the Romans.
2006-06-28 01:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ was never married nor had consumated a child with St. Mary Magdalene.
Vivere in Pace! (Live in Peace!)
vaughn_1713 (Roman Catholic)
2006-06-28 02:12:53 · answer #6 · answered by vaughn_1713 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus turned water into wine.... there is no greater proof than that, that jesus was getting ***... and then traveling to another town before they could track him down and make him pay child support.
2006-06-28 05:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by death_from_above 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You master in every form of deception and recklessness, unscrupulousness, and wickedness, you son of the devil, you enemy of everything that is upright and good, will you never stop perverting and making crooked the straight paths of the Lord and plotting against His saving purposes?" (Acts 13:10)
2006-06-28 01:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by stpolycarp77 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for lightning bolts my friend
2006-06-28 01:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy! I wont evin report you, i`ll let God take care of it.
2006-06-28 18:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so full of crap it's not funny!!!! JESUS NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG!!!!! read a Bible, get help and don't ever ask idiotic questions like this ever!!!! i will report you for descriminating Him like that!!!!
2006-06-28 02:00:19 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋