2006-06-27 16:22:51 · 12 answers · asked by mik d 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We sing dance and fiddle together yay!!!!
2006-06-27 16:25:57 · answer #1 · answered by Luna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess if you were looking for God, then you didn't find him, so your trek is not finished. You keep looking. You must have gotten your intel on God's location from the Bush administration.
2006-06-27 23:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Blunt Honesty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd move in with him for a bit, make the devil work while I sat on the couch and watched TV all day. I'd mentaly abuse him, tell the devil he's fat and no one will ever love him, tell him he's worthless. after having sex, pull out and nut in his eye so it hurts.tell him he's not worthy to receive my seed.
2006-06-28 05:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by death_from_above 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would God pick America?????? If it was the devil I ran into I would ask him why he torments people so and tell him he needs anger management......LOL
2006-06-27 23:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by mizzzzthang 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Him what He's doing sitting on His Ex-Boss's chair and when did He take over. Plus, ask Him if He had the money for the pizza He ordered.
2006-06-27 23:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by weirdarchives@prodigy.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.....the devil doesn't exist. He's a myth made to enforce rules (the first boogeyman of sorts).
2006-06-27 23:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What makes you think he's in America? You wait to get to heaven instead of looking for him.
2006-06-27 23:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn around to find god just like you turn your life around when you find him and accept him in the first place.
2006-06-27 23:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn around and walk all the way back. do you know a chelsea welch?
2006-06-27 23:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by Irzu_7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill the devil with your bare hands
2006-06-27 23:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋