1 on 1.
the only weapon allowed is bare knuckles
they fight in a cage that is 10 feet x 10 feet
2006-06-27 13:26:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
never mind the fact that chuck norris is christian or wouldnt fight. what if they did though? thats the question at hand
2006-06-27 13:52:58 · update #1
hmmmm do they have Jedi powers? Like the force?
2006-06-27 13:29:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris as stated in John 3:16
2006-06-27 20:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by polishcosmogirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris. Jesus was a passifist.
2006-06-27 20:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by Princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so gracious, he would let Jesus win. That is only because Chuck believes in Jesus. Once he gets to heaven though, Chuck is going to Roundhouse kick Jesus 41189237489712893479812374897 Miles because he was the only one who made him lose... EVER...
2006-06-30 08:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jason W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris already recognizes Jesus as his hero.
Chuck and wife have been on Christian TV network.
2006-06-27 20:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Peach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, because unless Jesus can really turn water into wine...chuck would be very very angry.
Plus Jesus doesnt fight.
2006-06-27 20:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There won't be any fight between the two. Chuck Norris knows that.
2006-06-27 20:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus he has way more power over Chuck Norris?
2006-06-27 20:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by tarcser 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a pacifist. He wouldn't fight Chuck, He'd just knock Him over, the way He did the men who came to arrest Him:
Joh 18:6 As soon then as he had said unto them, I am [he], they went backward, and fell to the ground.
Once Chuck agreed to behave, I'm sure Jesus would let him up again, though.
:)
2006-06-27 20:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris created God, and God created Jesus so Chuck Norris > Jesus
2006-06-27 20:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris fo sho
2006-06-27 20:29:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋