Elton John goes to a tattoo parlor and asks to have a car tattooed on his d*ck.
The tattoo artist asks, "What type of car would you like put on?"
"Better make it a 4x4," replies Elton reflectively, "it's got a lot of sh!t to get through."
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2006-06-27 13:20:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Better one:
An executive entered an elevator in his office building and a blonde secretary got on at the next floor. She noticed that the man had left his fly unzipped after using the rest room. Other people were now on the elevator, so she didn't want to say anything that might embarrass him.
So she whispered "Your garage door is open!"
He didn't understand what she meant by that, but noticed that his fly was open when he sat behind the solid mahogany desk in his luxurious office, and then he realized what she meant.
He saw her again that afternoon as he was heading down the elevator at the end of the day. He thought that she might have found him attractive, and wondered how to touch on the topic. But, once more, there were people on the elevator, and he didn't want to be too obvious.
So he asked the blonde, "Earlier, when my 'garage door' was open, did you see a big red stretch with a hard top...?"
"Why no," she replied. "I saw a pink Mini Cooper with two flat tires!"
Oh, all right. Elton John got ANOTHER tattoo, this one just above his butt, that said:
Please Take Your Ticket
Remember Where You Are
Pay Attendant When Leaving
2006-06-27 13:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hate Elton John. Ewww...
2006-06-27 13:54:45 · answer #2 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was pretty funny I don't care what anybody says!!!LMAO So what if your a dirty old man everybody has to be something right!!!
2006-06-28 03:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur a sick old man with too many tattoos u sick pervert
2006-06-27 15:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by fkjnsdfkalf 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep disgusting, but I had to laugh lol
2006-06-27 13:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was severly retarted. this on deserves it.
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2006-06-27 13:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gwoss
2006-06-27 14:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by thirtytwo_characters_2_work_with 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2006-06-27 13:27:04 · answer #8 · answered by Angle heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elton Joh huh well ummmmmm I guess that joke is funny I will humor you.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2006-06-27 13:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by Førsâkëñ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR DISGUITING WHO CARES ABOUT THAT!!!!! SICKO!!!!
2006-06-27 13:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋