He may be great. He may be omnipotent. He may even care for your destiny. But what do you think he has on the recorder when he has to step out of the creation factory for some air?
I mean he did create the world in 6 days and on the 7th he took a break after all.
Also, please tell me how many of you believe god doesn't have a sense of humor? I'm sure the lead question has some of you upset and I'm gonna hear about it no doubt.
2006-06-27 13:08:23 · 24 answers · asked by Spottedcat 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hello, yes you have finally reached God. Unfortunately I have to inform you that things work up here very similar to how they work down there, so, - if you are calling for the requirements to get into heaven please press 1.
If you are calling about your score or how many points you have accumulated, please press 2.
If you wish to report evil people please press 3.
If you would like to request a copy of your credit score press 4.
If you believe there is an error in your report please press 5.
And finally, if you would like to make reservations, well, you know what you have to do. No numbers to press.
Thank you for calling and make you have a blessed day.
2006-06-27 13:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sense of humor, the ability to laugh and make others laugh is surely one of the most wonderful gifts from God...it can ease tension, help teach a lesson, make us new friends, create memories, bond us together, and is good medicine for a wealth of woes and sorrows. Can something so wonderful come from any other source but God?
I don't know what's on God's answering machine, but I think it's a great question that made me smile.
2006-06-27 20:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Ponderingwisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isn't in right now, I am eating glue out back and the truth about life is it was just a big joke so that we up here in heaven could have something to laugh at. So at the beep, have an orgasm and a smile.
2006-06-27 20:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by insaneslv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...*laughs*...I don't think God has an answering machine because he always answers every call! I believe God has a sense of humor, though, lol. Otherwise, he wouldn't give us a gift of laughter if he wanted us to cry and be sad all the time. I can't wait to dance with him!
2006-06-27 20:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by SarahJane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He dose not do that...but if He did the message would be..."I LOVE YOU"
And yes, God dose indeed have a sense of humor. but he can be a bit subtle about it.
He gave men nipples did'nt he.
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2006-06-27 20:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gone Fishin
2006-06-27 20:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by magic8ball 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be "Sorry I'm not in right now, I doing the hedges in the garden of Eden, leave a message after the beep". Of course he has a sense of humour. I give you.........the duck billed platypus. Either that or he was pissed & stoned!
2006-06-27 20:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by emmabell22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe he has a sense of humor. His answering machine says " Hi you've reached God. I'm on the other line right now. Please leave your prayer requests at the beep."' Beep.'
2006-06-27 20:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by tumadre 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm mm...there are no answering machines in heaven last time I checked! But I did hear God chuckling...sounded like something about a super darwin?
2006-06-27 20:15:51 · answer #9 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God to most people is the Supreme ruler of the universe.It is not an insulting question.
2006-06-27 20:12:04 · answer #10 · answered by TheUnwanted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋