then check this site out
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/index.html
2006-06-27 13:06:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is this one there?: If bricks were ugliness, yo mama would be a housing project.
(That's a good link.)
2006-06-27 13:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by hihowrya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
your mamas so fat when she needs to iron her clothes, she has to iron them on the driveway.
Whats the difference between yo mama and a 500 pound cow?
nothing.
2006-06-27 13:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by improvchicky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she went to the beach and the whales started singing "We are Family"
2006-06-27 14:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by lilibra4lyfe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q; Whats the difference between your mom and a brick
A: They both get laid by Mexicans
2006-06-27 13:43:45 · answer #4 · answered by hunter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on a tape deck
2006-06-27 13:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Spc_LZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so poor she does drive-bys from the bus!
2006-06-27 13:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so strong she can roof cotton balls.
2006-06-27 14:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by georgina b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's sooo fat her pix ID is a billboard!!
2006-06-27 13:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could at least put one on here for us to sample the webpage first...
2006-06-27 13:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by astraea82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat when she steps on a scale it said to be continued.
2006-06-27 13:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by MYRAJEAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋