2006-06-27 12:48:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma is so fat, the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack
Yo momma so ugly your dad's breath smells like $hit because he would rather kiss her a$$
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times
Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
try these,my rude brotha
2006-06-27 17:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by pumpkin pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
2006-06-27 18:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat , when she fell in love she broke it
yo momma so bald, she took a shower and got brain washed
yo momma so ugly, we gotta put steaks around her neck, just for the dogs to play with her
2006-06-27 13:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Cedric G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
2006-06-27 13:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Nightflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas butt i so hairy it looks like dn kings gonna pop out and say only in america
your mums so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
yo mommas so short her feet are in her pasport photo
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2006-06-27 13:04:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so black she stood by a white wall an' looked like a bigass hallway
2006-06-27 13:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat that when she sets down she tilts the world
Yo mama so fat that when she fell while wading off Malabo she swamped Japan
2006-06-27 12:54:39 · answer #7 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, she trip off of wallmart trip over Kmart and landed on target
2006-06-27 14:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by The Eddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's nipples r so messed up they look like combination locks!
well,i thought it was hilarious nd crude...my fave match!!!
2006-06-27 12:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-27 12:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋