2006-06-27 12:27:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico and when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina
yo momma so poor she walking down the street with on shoe and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"
yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"
yo mama's like a wooden board flat, hard, and easy to nail!
2006-06-28 07:13:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat! She sweats butter and syrup and got a full-time job at Dennys wiping pancakes on her forehead.
2006-06-27 19:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.
2006-06-27 19:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by chocolatelover21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters
yo momma got two feet on her chest,fell down and started runnin
2006-06-27 19:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by juan m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so dumb that she has to look up walk in the dictionary every day before she goes anywhere.
2006-06-27 19:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat they had to grease down the doorframe and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her out of the kitchen!
2006-06-27 19:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Nice Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea yo momma is so nasty when u asked u whats for dinner she opend her legs and said crabs!
yo momma so dumb when i asked her to turn on the tv she started lickin her lips and rubbin her boobs
yo momma so big fat and clumsy on her way to wall-mart she tripped over k-mart and landed right on target
thank you for your time and that is all
2006-06-27 19:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep.
Oh, you want to list them, I see.
Yo momma's like an SUV- Big, black, and has room for 7 big men inside.
And that's all I can remember
OH! Wait one sec-
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought inuendo was an italian suppository
2006-06-27 19:31:46 · answer #8 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
2006-06-27 19:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by elephant_monkey_man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Mamma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Makes you sound like ignorant White trash.
2006-06-28 19:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋