A married couple were lying in bed one night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to , as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are u taking off ur clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. "The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were u doing ?"
Seconds before his death he says
"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
2006-06-27 12:26:10 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eew, don't borrow his books!
2006-06-27 12:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Sesa 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I figured he was eating potato chips and needed to wipe the grease off his fingers.
2006-06-27 19:36:54 · answer #2 · answered by marvs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And here I thought that he was so inexperienced he didn't know what to do and had to stop every so often to refer to the manual!
2006-06-27 20:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how that book smells now? EWW, funny joke though
2006-06-27 19:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by Dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-06-27 21:02:36 · answer #5 · answered by James Dean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man! thats ew
2006-06-27 19:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by sxc biatch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wife is gonna love this one!
2006-06-27 19:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sick but funnt az hell lmao
2006-06-27 19:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one <:]
2006-06-27 19:43:25 · answer #9 · answered by icebtrs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewe
2006-06-27 21:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by RenLeighann :] 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋