I've got a good one, but we'll save that for later.
2006-06-27 12:00:25 · 14 answers · asked by Jeremy W 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Well, I got drunk at the beach one night, found a muff and I've been stuck with him ever since. Must have been pretty drunk huh?
2006-07-02 07:47:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My best (worst) drunk story is when I was driving with 8 friends drunk like me. I accidently hit a police car which got a terrible dent and the police car was following me. I then went to I-94 and a large group of police cars were following me at the same speed I was in 123 mph. My car ran out of gas and I was surrounded. I was arrested for 1 month.
2006-06-27 12:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by John R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost broaded a police car in the rain as I was turning. They lit me up but I ran them all over town until I got a block between us. When they caught up with me I tried to act like I was just paralell parking. They found a half empty bottle of Wild Turkey in my car. I started bad mouthing them about the bad credit risk cops are and even gave names. Ended up with only a ticket for going 35 in a 25 zone and the advise to go get some coffee. During the chase I was up to 80mph. I got lucky.
2006-06-27 12:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by diaryofamadblackman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for Asking.
I worked at a movie theatre after school when i was a teen, sold popcorn etc
at 9:15 I closed up the candy popcorn stand,
One night, one of the ushers had some wine, and it was Thundebird, he had a few botttles, and he and i and a couple other teens went behind the stage (WHERE SUPPLIES WERE) and we drank, I WAS A SHOW OFF, and guzzled, and guzzled, a lot, then i was told i puked everywhere, and they told me to go to the womens room,, and do jumping jax it would sober me up.
well, i puked all over everything and everyone who came near me,\\
These "TEENS" drove me home, leaned me against front door, and rang door bell,, and drove off very fast,, my mother opened door, and she said the first words out of my mouth were "I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING" and fell on the floor., at her feet.
2006-06-27 12:31:30 · answer #4 · answered by Maureen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 12 (yes, I know) my best friend's sister decided to get us trashed. One bottle of Jager later, we attempted to ride our bikes home from the party. I apparently crashed into my friend, and while she landed on the grass, I fell to the pavement. As blood run down my chin, my father came out to see what was going on and then I vomited all over him. Needless to say, I was grounded from that friend and for the entire summer. I also have a gorgeous scar on my chin.
2006-06-27 12:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by nsgsurfer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was at university i went to a beer barrel and drank about 12 pints of beer. then it was happy hour so me and my friend decided to have a tequila shot contest. i drank about 18 shots and i was so para i couldnt hardly stand. i was sitting across from my friend and i threw up all over her front. then i ran outside and passed out on the ground and threw up all over myself. i lived about a 2 minute walk away, so my friends tried to get me home. i fell down a 10 metre cliff into a creek and nearly killed myself. it took my friends about 2 hrs to get me home. it was the worst time ever!
2006-06-27 13:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems there are no best ones...
The worst when I drank my sons yagermeister from the freezer & took a vicaden,,, god only knows what happened, I think he has it on his video phone. PS that stuff is crazy, not for ametuers
2006-06-27 12:11:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drinking 8 red bull and vodkas at a bar then heading to a strip club, challenged a waitress to see who finishes 12 shots of tequilla (i barely won) take a rum and coke to get the taste out get back to a friends house and chug a 5th of rum then pass out. later on so i was told and a few pictures to prove i woke up in the middle of the night opened my friends dishwasher and pissed in it . then when i was done i passed out again.
2006-06-27 12:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Chunky G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All drunks are the worst. None are the best.
2006-06-27 12:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
went to a dance drank a bottle of rum,,,was talking to a girl i went to school with and told her i had 4 kids 1 yr old..(i had 1 that wa 4 years old...walked over told husband i was drunk,,,next thing i remember waking up looking at my best friends husband in his tighty whities,,,thought i slept with him,,..but i did not i was jut past out on their couch
2006-06-27 12:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by cmhurley64 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋