10 points for the funniest answer. 2 points for trying.
2006-06-27 11:43:58 · 47 answers · asked by my brain hurts 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your waiter hands you the menu and you say "ok."
2006-06-27 11:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Iomegan 4 · 17⤊ 7⤋
You lay on the bed so you can button your pants and have to have somebody help you get back up...Then, when you get up, and look in the mirror, all of your stomach is all bunched up over the waistband and you can t breathe. Well, maybe that just means you need bigger pants.
2015-04-17 15:58:41 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell I knew I was fat one morning when I had to roll myself around on my stomach like the one chick from Willy Wonka that turned purple.
2006-06-27 11:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by Førsâkëñ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
People hold up there thumb and scream taxi when you pass by in a yellow rain coat!! or when police pull you over and ask were your licence plates are!!
2006-06-27 11:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When your arms stick out like wings and everyone thinks your trying to fly.
2006-06-27 11:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by divaterry1 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A conquistador sticks a flag in you and claims you for Spain.
2006-06-27 11:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by bchylik 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
youre in the shower and youre still sweating
2014-08-11 11:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You call 911 because you fell in your house and the EMS sends the jaws of life..
2006-06-27 11:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ronaldo uses you as the Brazil mascot!
2006-06-27 11:46:30 · answer #9 · answered by nikkoj1975 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You break through the floor at a sumo match
2006-06-27 11:45:40 · answer #10 · answered by entivore 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When Oprah, Anna Nicole and Kirstie ally set up an intervention for you,...*TM
Or when you look like ms_maria,...lmao hey she said it first!
Loves, Dora
2006-06-27 11:49:35 · answer #11 · answered by the honest jerk 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋