On night late in my second pregnancy, my four year old, husband and I were eating dinner at a local buffet. While we were walking around looking at the food, a rather robust man walked by us. My daughter points and says "he's got a big belly like you mom." I wanted to hide in the mashed potatoes.
2006-06-27 11:30:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Like all mothers do, I spent weeks trying to get my son to say his first words like mama and cookie to no avail. Although as a habit I watched my language around my son and am not prone to swearing , I was really upset one day and let loose with a few cuss words to myself and that was the day my son decided to say his first words. For the next two months or so, I had the most beautiful child in the world whose only spoken words were " Oh SH _T. He was so proud of his new ability to talk that like all babies do ) he repeated it over and over loudly to everyone we came in contact with and although said with a lisp it was pretty clear what he was saying. I was so embarrassed to think that these were my baby's first words that I tried to convince everyone that he was trying to say " go sit " . He's 14 and we can laugh about it now, but it wasn't so funny then.
2006-06-27 19:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by jimminycricket 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We were at my in laws and my mother in law offerred my at the time 3 year old some dinner from what they ate, (we got there after dinner) He was estatic because is was spanish rice as he calls it, one bite into it and he gives it back shaking his head and goes NO THANKS THATS BAD RICE DO YOU HAVE ANY LIKE MOMMY'S to which my MIL and company all stare at my son. I am dying at this point hoping he will quiet up (MIL is not a very good cook and everyone already knows that) So to jab the dagger in further he tells her, Let mommy show you how to make it, shes the best cook. DH is not laughing and so is the company, MIL would have killed me with the look she shot me if possible!
2006-06-27 20:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by concerned mother 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were eating in a restaurant and my son was watching a biulding crew across the street dig a hole for the foundation of a new building. Like most small kids he couldn't pronounce p's and tr's well All of a sudden he says loudly "How come there are so many dum *ucks out today" Gotta love them or they make you crazy.
2006-06-29 12:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by cricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 23 year old daughter who is gay. When her and her friends go to Walmart or any other store they play a game similar to "Marco" / "Polo", except they say "Lesbian" / "Homophobe". My 5 year old decided to play this game one day in a very crowded Walmart when I had stepped around the corner of the aisle. I was more than embarrassed when I heard a familiar small voice shout, "Lesbian!"
2006-06-28 09:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by zodiaqusa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in the 90's my little girl was 3yrs old and we were walking through a very busy mall at Christmas time. There was a boy walking with his parents across the aisle way and she thought he was real cute. She did a little dance with her hips and arms and sang at the top of her longs "Shake what your momma gave ya". We were crying from laughing so hard!
2006-06-27 22:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
During dinner at our favorite restaurant, my 3 year old daughter starts to giggle and then says, for the entire place to hear, "Excuse me, I TOOOOOOTED!" My husband and I wanted to crawl under the table, and laugh hysterically at the same time.
2006-06-27 18:50:06 · answer #6 · answered by disneychick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were in line at the deli in the 24/7 supermarket, on Senior Citizen's Day nonetheless, when our 3-year-old dropped his drawers and yelled MOON! for all to see and hear.
2006-06-27 23:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day my 3 year old son jumped on the couch and hit his head on the corner of the coffee table. We had to take him to the E.R for a busted eyebrow. In the waiting room he lifts his shirt up and saies "Titties!"! Everyone laughed, but one couple who frowned ver disapprovingly. My face was blood red.
2006-06-27 19:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Brandie C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sisters 6 year old just learned to read and likes to take things out of the cart and read them. So far the embarresssing things he has took out are 2 pregnancy tests, lots of Tampons, "special soap"
2006-06-27 18:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by funkyfresh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 2yr old - as we're leaving the restroom in a large bookstore - turns to a man sitting nearby and announces happily, "I did poo-poo in potty!"
Then, probably because I was laughing and shushing her at the same time, she decided to repeat this announcement ALL the way down the staircase and across the store to the front door. "I did POO-POO in POTTY! Potty, potty, potty!"
Of course, she's 2 now, it will probably only get worse ... :)
2006-06-28 00:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by ABBMAMA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋