2006-06-27 11:12:09 · 12 answers · asked by *~*Carnival*~*Ride*~* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: Why did the girl run into the door?
A: She forgot to open it!
2006-06-27 11:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Muslim Family Martyrs
Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing
.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though," mum confides.
"Oh, so sad dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
2006-06-28 02:15:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That question makes you think. I don't Know all the Jokes i heard were funny. :-)
2006-06-27 18:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by cheetah girl 101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What happened to the pee that feel in the red sea.
A. It got wet
and this one Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor
A. Where's my tractor
2006-06-27 18:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anime_Chickadee ^.^ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um the ones my sister says for example the oldest one in the book why did the roster cross the street ? cause he didnt want to be a chicken.
2006-06-27 18:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say that it's a dead tie between every single joke that I've read on "Yahoo Answers".
2006-06-27 22:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by sad_dole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a pirate get to work? In a Caaaarrrrr! (get it, like aarrgghh, like a pirate says? ha ha see, so not funny)
2006-07-01 02:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by skip_2015 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock-Knock?
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Are'nt You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?
That is like so retarded. It has no meaning really.
~*Alyssa*~
2006-06-27 18:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
wind
wind who?
wind mill!!
yeah not funny
2006-06-27 18:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by bmgb91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the pencil?
Forget it, it had no point...
2006-06-27 18:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by ohwelliguessnoprofile 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋