or any other joke long as its clean and funny
2006-06-27 11:01:51 · 13 answers · asked by Bee 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What do you call cheese thats not yours?
A. notcho(not your) cheese
2006-06-27 11:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by gimmieswag 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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what's the cheesiest joke you've ever heard?
or any other joke long as its clean and funny
2015-08-18 10:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by Reamonn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesiest joke:
Q: Why are pirates so mean?
A: They just "arrrggggghhh" (are)
Cheesiest phrase:
"Let's make like a baby and head out"
2006-06-27 11:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by ☼Grace☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. what did the momma light bulb say to the baby light bulb.
A I love you watts and watts.
Q. what kind of socks do baseball players like to wear?
A. Ones with lots of runs in them
2006-06-27 11:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by cyn10_21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mouse went up to heaven. ST Peter told him to go look around and see what there all was and come back in a day or two to tell him what he thought. So the mouse goes and looks around and 2 days later he comes back and tells him "I really like it here but its hard to get around on my little legs" so St Peter gives him a scooter. The next day a cat comes to heaven and ST Peter says "Walk around and in a few days come back and tell me what you think" so the cat goes back and looks around. He comes back a few days later and says "Man St Peter this heaven is awesome especially the meals on wheels"
2006-06-27 11:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by queenofthemyerscastle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are dying in your house, where would you go? Answer: To the living room. Very Cheesey
2006-06-27 11:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Irish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A. To hold their pants up.
2006-06-27 11:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by nuclear_science 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
A. Hop in!
2006-06-27 11:06:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time is it when your TV starts burping?
Time to get a new TV
2006-06-27 11:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: to get the eggcellent newspaper
do you get it?
your answer: no
neither do i, i get the dallas morning news
2006-06-27 11:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by lil_bit_a_evrythang 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats the first letter in yellow?
Y.
cause i wanna know
2006-06-27 11:04:42 · answer #11 · answered by beerz24_7 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋