do you like dirty jokes or do you think they are stupid? Which ones do you like/dislike?
2006-06-27 10:49:04 · 7 answers · asked by bluejay_all_the_way 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO SEX TONIGHT
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head, and women with their heart.
For example:
One evening lasts week, my wife and I were getting into bed, well the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "What??? What was that?"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear....
"You're not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman, enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big department store.
I walked around with her while she tried on several different, very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you . . . . she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me, because she asked for a tennis bracelet, when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man, enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight, either.
2006-06-27 19:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Some dirty jokes I like, other's I don't. Some are stupid, others are not.
2006-06-27 17:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love dirty jokes
2006-06-27 17:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by michellewentworth1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think dirty jokes can be funny but they can be dumb and stupid and i like all kinds of jokes.
2006-06-27 17:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like GOOD jokes, regardless...dirty? If it's funny, it's funny!
2006-06-27 18:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by rosiesbridge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like all type of jokes
2006-06-27 17:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two kids at school were arguing about whose parents are better. "My dad is the strongest." said the first. "No my dad is stronger." said the second. "My dad can lift his truck." replied the first. "My dad can lift his house." said the second. "Well my mom is better than yours." the first one said. The second one repied, "Yea, thats what my dad says, too."
2006-06-27 18:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by A&F_17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋