I am a 47 year old plumber from Utah. I'm mostly bald and weigh around 270 pounds.
2006-06-27 10:27:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No first you could be her father second she would probably like someone with hair. and third your a plumber. She could have almost any guy in the world and she wouldn't want a old balding plumber.
2006-06-27 10:31:50 · answer #1 · answered by sweetascherrypie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No
way.
When dreaming about a celebrity that you might want to date, hows about setting the bar a bit lower?
Perhaps Mo'Nique might go out with you, maybe you are interested in Rosie O'Donnell, never mind she's a lesbian. How about a date with that fat chick from Boston Legal, can't remember her name.
Anyway, no, Kelly Clarkson would never, ever, ever go out with you. Sorry if I burst your bubble.
2006-06-27 17:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only i you buy the card board cutout and ask the cutout for a date, and even then I give you slim chances
2006-06-27 17:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by cisco_cantu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never! Not a chance evil boob!(Just Joking)
2006-06-27 17:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way. But I bet Shakira would have you up to her place in no time...
2006-06-27 23:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. hey u never know
2006-06-27 17:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome to the club sir...we may be twins..I had a thing for Kelly's sister.. she never did go out with me...lol
2006-06-27 17:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by JimmyJaan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UR FUNNNY!!!! VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!
SORRY, IT'S JUST FUNNY!!!!!!!
WELL IF UR CUTE, MAYBE!
2006-06-27 17:41:11 · answer #8 · answered by ->>sweet<<- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dad?
2006-06-27 17:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by twentythree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think so.
2006-06-27 17:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by mountaingirl88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋