1. you could do worse
2. ill work so hard you wont even know im there
3. ill need all my paid annual leave up front so ill be rested when i start
4. you cant turn me down because i smell bad. you have to have a reson
5. that big thing growing on my face isnt my fault
6. i dont do drugs anymore, i swear
7. i can go all day without peeing once
8. i wont sue you when you fire me
9. my arrest record is all a bunch of lies
10. i was a sniper in the army
11. i can make explosives from windex, white out , and photocopier toner
12. you dont have the BALLS to hire someone like me!
13 if you hire me ill shut up. thats all i can promise for sure, but maybe it will be better than that and i will sure try
14. dont go checking into my record. but if you do she swore she was 18
15. i dont hear the voices in my head anymore. do not. do not. do not. SHUT UP!
16. if you give me the job your ok, but if you dont you suck
17. i dont do applications
2006-06-27 09:57:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmm...not yet, but give it time, lol! I DID have an interview today, went fairly well until I told the manager thanks, stood up, turned around, and tripped over a chair. *sigh* I lack grace.
2006-06-27 10:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Grace 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋
no but ive told people to hire because i need money now badly and a good paying job so hire me
2006-06-27 10:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by dede b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea number 16
2006-06-27 10:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥yessy♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny. when i interviewd for my current job i told my boss that i didnt know anything and had no experience. but hey, look at me i got hired. so if you say anything its no big deal. they will notice if you are joking or not.
2006-06-27 10:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by All4Christ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but maybe that's what's been holding me back all this time from getting my dream job.
2006-06-27 10:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by cryptoscripto 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I have but dont delete this question i need some of those
2006-06-27 10:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪Ms.J♥Virgo♣♠ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
16. if you give me the job your ok, but if you dont you suck
2006-06-27 09:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny. i wasn't expecting to laugh today. thank you! i like 15 the best and so does my inner voice!! lol
2006-06-27 10:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by sarabelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish god grant me the balls to 1 day
2006-06-27 10:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by player one 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you are even worse at job interviews than I am!!!!
2006-06-27 10:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by stick man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋