Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your
nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
2006-06-27 09:37:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! so funny! i got some:
in front of a farmer's field: you don't have to pay the farmer for crossing the field but the bull charges
ON TOP of a fix-it shop door: we can fix anything!
ON the door of the same fix-it shop:please knock hard door bell is still brocken.
LOL!
2006-06-27 09:55:10 · answer #1 · answered by la♥chiva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"SAVE THE FORESKINS"
Sign on wall near baby being circumcised
Photograph, Parenting Magazine, July/August 1989, page 58
[The words underneath are too small to read.]
2006-06-27 22:47:18 · answer #2 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A preacher walked right into a bar and proceeded to drink. through final time, he had drinken 34 beers, had 40 seven images, and 21 pina coladas. The preacher stood up out of his chair and fell flat on his face. He tried back to an identical result. He keen to move slowly to the front door of the bar. He stood up on the door and fell down back. He regarded around the bar to discover someone to provide him a experience homestead, to discover that each and each and every person had left, leaving the undesirable preacher to move slowly the 4 blocks back to his cellular homestead. even as the preacher made it homestead, he crawled to his mattress. even as he reached his very last vacation spot, The Preacher stood up and fell on to the pillow. He fell asleep immediately. the subsequent morning, he might want to listen his spouse calling. "Honey! You were ingesting on the bar very last evening, weren't you?" "How did you comprehend?" The Preacher called back. "The Pub called!" She called back. "He reported you forgot your wheelchair on the bar very last evening!"
2016-10-13 21:37:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! Those are funny but I have heard most of them before!
2006-06-27 09:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about on a Tow truck:I'm a happy hooker
2006-06-27 09:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by razorakaj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW amazing
2006-06-27 10:10:15 · answer #6 · answered by brean678 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good, i havent seen a lot of them before
2006-06-27 09:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by jls91380 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, these are prety good, haven't heard most of them before!
2006-06-27 09:40:34 · answer #8 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that that was so funny that i forgot to laught (not!) those were so immature jokes
2006-06-27 09:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are VERY funny. ty
2006-06-27 09:41:26 · answer #10 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋