2006-06-27 09:22:36 · 31 answers · asked by Brettski 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
stop being late
2006-06-27 09:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by flutterflie04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them what you had for lunch gave you explosive diarrhea and that you had to make 2 pit stops before even getting back. To make it more believable, go to the bathroom as soon as you get there and stay for a few minutes. Come back out holding your stomach...Ha!Ha!Ha!
2006-06-27 09:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by mizzmisti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start packing your lunch and eating at your desk.
You won't be late and won't need an excuse.
2006-06-27 10:53:31 · answer #3 · answered by jillygoat11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you value your job, stop being late, when you get fired it will be for misconduct and are not eligible for unemployment. also you lose all credibilty with your employer. be an adult.
ifyour a woman tell them your period stained all the way thru your pants and you had to change or wash them.
if your a guy, you had a sudden spurt of diahrea and you had to buy new underwear.
2006-06-27 09:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by mgllpz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just grow up: assume your responsabilities, tell the truth and be on time next time. Finding excuses is for immature people.
2006-06-27 12:41:31 · answer #5 · answered by Beauty_Queen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first restaurant I went to, the waitress insulted me because I hadn't tipped her yesterday, and she remembered me.
Of course I had my dignity to protect! I coldn't possibly eat there!!! So I looked for another restaurent but their service was lousy, so I was late!
Or
There was this guy on road who slipped and hit his head on the....(I don't know. perhaps trash can!!!) and he started having seizures. I was so shocked! I just couldm't do anything but stay with him. It was epilepsy I believe. But I couldn't wait till the ambulance arrived, So I waited tillI heard the sirens and came back as soon as I could!!!
2006-06-27 09:35:21 · answer #6 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stop being late, then you wont need an excuse
2006-07-03 04:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by jesusgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss that you have been taking a painting class during lunch and your instructor wouldn't let you out until you painted that happy tree just right.
2006-06-27 09:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by C B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have bowel problems and need to use the rest room after eating and have a hard time getting it done if people keep coming into the public restroom...and if you don't get it done you will be sick to your stomach or mess yourself...it's a medical problem and you can't get heck for that!!!???!!!$$%%^&&*#@$%^
2006-07-03 09:47:48 · answer #9 · answered by toe_roper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is your boss ..... you are not only late and giving excuses, you are also wasting time on the internet ?
You are gonna be so fired .....
2006-06-27 09:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by egtabet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got hit by a car and you had to wait for the police to arrive to take a statement.
2006-06-27 09:27:44 · answer #11 · answered by BeachBABE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋